So I'm here with Wes and Phil from

Wong Fu

and I'm going to put them through

The Eat Your Kimchi Kpop English Challenge

What I'm going to do is I'm going to give them

a list of lines in Kpop Songs

and a Multiple Choice question

and they're gonna have to pick the right answer

The Loser

Whoever gets the fewest amount of points

has a punishment

Phil: I know Kpop like the back of my ?

[Crickets]

I Don't know

Body Part

I've got my money on Wes

Phil: Uhh

Wes:I don't know I don't know

I think he listens to Kpop

like in private more

Phil: I know a lot of your viewers and fans

are like SUPER

! Marker !

I think we're gonna embarass ourselves

QUESTION 1

The 1st Question is this:

In EXO's Wolf,

The Band sings to a girl

and they tell her

"I'll take you..."

A: "I'll you and your soul for my love"

B: "I'll take you under the sun and stars"

C: " I'll take you in one mouthful like cheese"

or

D: "I'll take you for food and drink on a date"

Wes: Ooo

Phil: Ooooooo

Wes: Well, I know EXO

You Know EXO!!

There's two different groups

He's done his research

[Gasp]

He's done his research

Phil: Alright, you know EXO

Actually I have no idea

[Fart Sound]

[Embarrassed]

I was trying to like BS it

but, I don't...

EXO's relatively new, right?

and they're SUPER Popular

Super Popular

So I Love them

My favorite is

[Simon Whispers in Phil's ear]

Bacon

Bacon

WHAT !?!

That's one of the members' name

His name is bacon

Phil: Ok, Yeah

I love Bacon

I Really do.

Wes: I'm gonna go with the "wolf one"

All of them are the "wolf one"

[Boing]

[Laughs]

I would like to go for the correct answer

Tell it to me. Please

Phil: [B:] "I'll take you under the sun and the stars"

Wes: I say number 1 [A]

Number 1

The answer is

[C]: " I'll take in one mouthful like cheese"

[SHOCKED]

Phil: Are you kidding me?

Wait..

The song literally says

I'll take you..

in one mouthful like cheese

Wes: But, I take two mouthfuls of cheese

[Crunch Sound Effect]

Well you aren't doing it right

You gotta step up your cheese game Son

[Chuckles]

[Music Plays]

[QUESTION 2]

Question: In SUPER JUNIOR'S "Mr. Simple"

right before they say "Hey, I'm Mr. Simple"

they say....

A: "Because I love you now and forever"

B: "Because I like you like my lover friendly"

C: "Because I naughty naughty"

or

D: "Because I think you are the best of best"

[Ticking Timer Sound Effect]

Wes: [D] Naughty Naughty

Naughty Naughty

Naughty Naughty

Phil: Kpop songs love repeating

a simple word over and over again

i think its [D] "Naughty Naughty"

Because, Korean stars

they do want to be a little naughty

[Simon Agrees]

Phil: and sometime their videos are very

LOOK AT THIS!!

LOOK AT THIS!!

They are totally naughty

Did you see that!!

They are totally naughty

So, it's [C] "Naughty Naughty"

"Because I Naughty Naughty"

Correct

The answer is [C] "Naughty Naughty"

Wes: Yes!!

Did you know that

You were so confident about that

[Phil Celebrates]

I didn't think you were going to get that

Phil:I saw it like "Because I Naught Naughty"

Your not going to get a zero in this one

Phil: Yes!

Wes: Going off of how I messed up on the first one

[Simon Laughs]

Just Pick the worst answer and

Wes: I'm going outrageous now.

[Music Plays]

[QUESTION 3]

U-KISS is a Kpop band that is very good at math

and they find interesting relations between love and formulas and equations

What Nerds !!

Just Kidding!!

[Both Laugh]

Simon; [Edit this out] !!

[Question] Which one of these infallable truths

have been provided for us?

[A]: You can't deny my R Squared Pie

[Wes: ?]

[B]: "Our Love is Prepared for E= MC Squared"

[Phil doesn't believe this]

[C]: "No love is deficient with a standard coefficient"

Wes: Oh that's pretty good

or

[D]: "Listen to this rhyme our loves velocity has no distance over time"

Phil: Whichever one of these are wrong are very good regardless

I could see them in a song

Thank You. Cause I made up the other ones

Wes: were you eating a mouthful of cheese while you were..

Two of them actually

[Wes Laughs]

Phil: Think its [C]

"No Love is Deficient with a Standard Coefficient"

Phil: Yeah I feel like whoever wrote that one was like really proud of that

Like "Oh Yeah this is SOO Good"

Wes: I thought it was the first one because it has the letter "U" in it

I'll go with the first one

[A] I can't Deny that you are correct.

YES!! [Wes Celebrates]

[Simon Laughs]

You got it!!

YES!!

THAT''S AMAZING!!

WOW!!

Ok, thats kind of amazing

Ok

Phil: OOO

The Answer is [A]

"You can't deny my R Squared Pie"

Phil: But you can't deny my R Squared Pie

Wait

My Circle ?

Area of my circle

Because it has no beginning or an end

So you got 2 Points. So Far and nicely done.

Wes: Wow! OK

I Should just join Kpop

Of Course!

Your so ready for this

Ready

[Music Plays]

[QUESTION 4]

Next Question

In SUPER JUNIOR'S "Sexy, Free & Single"

[Music Plays]

She wan starts off the song with the line

Sexy, Free & Single

[A]: " I'm ready to love you"

[B]: " I'm ready to Bingo"

[C]: " I'm ready for the club"

Or

[D]: " I'm ready to GIGGITY GIGGITY boom JIGGITY

Phil: I would've put it past the GIGGITY GIGGITY boom JIGGITY

I feel like Kpop could actually make that sound really cool

Of Course!

I've gotten several comments with people saying if I was one of the SUPER JUNIOR'S

I look Seewan

YES!!

I've seen that on one

Can you grow a little mustache there

There you GO!!

PERFECT!

He has a mustache now?

Yeah, Now he has a mustache

[Zooms in on Phil]

Which one are you ready for?

Wes: All of them

But, thats not the question

No

[Points at card]

Who is SUPER JUNIOR ready for?

Phil: You know what, I bet this song

was like a Club Banger

so its [A] " I'm ready for the club"

Ahhhh

its unfortunately [B]

" I'm ready to Bingo"

Aren't You Ready to Bingo!

I'm Ready to BINGO!!

WHAT!! Are You Serious!?

Lets rock this

Wes: It's not Love you

Why wouldn't it be love you.

It's too Easy

It's too Easy

Wes: [A] " I'm Ready to BINGO"

Bingo, That is the correct answer

Wes: YES!!

Phil: Do they know that Bingo is like old people and games

Well, Yes they all like want to get these girls into a club

So they shout like A4 and

That must be what it is

Thats exactly what it is

It's very wholesome fun. That they have with girls in Korea

Phil: Yes

[QUESTION 5]

In T-ARA's "ROLY POLY" They gave a list of things

that they like

What are the things that they like?

Is it [A] " I like this I like that, yeah"

[B]: "I like fun I like boys, yeah"

[C] " I like play I like play like play, I like play yeah"

OR

[D] " I like bananas yeah"

Phil: If its " I like bananas yeah" My mind will be blown away

Ok, I haven't listened to T-ARA since...

nanananana

That's KARA

[SHOCKED]

Oh My God!

Phil: So what, Those suspenders were just so mesmerizing

His number is 5 1 4 9 0 6 2 0 9 6

Call him up

Many Apologies

A Thousand Apologies

Wes: " I like boys..

I like fun, I like boys"

Wes: its not that one

its not..

Ok?

Phil: I'm gonna say the one thats just repeating the same thing over and over again

[A] " I like play, I like play, I like play, I like play, yeah"

Wes: I feel pressured cause I was on a roll

I'm gonna go with Play

Thats good guess, but the answer was [A]

You should've gone with [A]

Phil: That was my second guess

I Like a Like a This

I Like a Like a That

I Like This

Like That

Yeah!

Thats from the rapper

oh

haha

I like it like this

I like it like that

Yeah

Thats Perfect

[Music Plays]

[QUESTION 6]

Next Question

B1A4 = BILASA

In "Beautiful Target"

are really in love with a girl

and say that she does something special to their hearts

What is it that she does?

Does she [A]: "Buy it for sale on the market"

[B]: "Drive it like a car and park it"

[C]: "Zoom zoom my heart like a rocket"

OR

[D]: "Oppa oppa love me chi chi dada"

Phil: I feel like some of the Kpop songs like to take inspiration from American songs

So I think its the Drop, Park it and Drop it

[A]: Drive it like a car and park it