- I don't read it.

- I've written for Cosmo.

- I honestly think expect for some things

maybe to work a little.

- I think it's gonna make me be sexy

in a way that I'm not usually sexy.

- I'm positive it's gonna be wrong.

(music)

- Pull your hair loose from a ponytail holder

or a clip so he can watch your (laughs)

touchable tresses fall around your face.

- You know, if I could like force it to be slo-mo'ed,

and well lit so that he'd pay attention.

- I think it's cute when girls do that,

like do things with their hair.

- You'd honestly have to be like, "Hey,

"focus on this, watch what I'm gonna do

"in a second."

And that kind of kills it.

- I could not pull this off in a cool way.

(man laughs)

- [Woman] Have you seen like any good movies lately?

- Your hair smells nice.

That was like a really, it was right there.

- Oh my God!

I won, I won at flirting.

- It was wow.

- That was incredible.

I'm the winner.

- You're blushing a little bit though.

Thank god your hair doesn't smell bad.

- Oh yeah, that would be --

- I got it, it was like whoosh.

(laughs)

- I'm saying, you can do a lot of things.

I'm just saying, that might might not be

your move.

- Thanks.

- Nothing about it was subtle, but it was effective.

- While conversing with a cutie, lean in

so you're about six inches from his face,

linger for three counts, then slowly return

to your original position.

- What does this accomplish?

Like a breath check?

- If you can like make their head spin about like,

"What is happening?"

then they're more likely to be intrigued by you.

- That's a lot of counting at the same time.

- So yeah, I actually had a really nice,

busy day today, I--

- [Woman] Cool.

- What the f**k was that?

- It's like a weird kiss blue balls.

- I like it.

I like it when you're close like that.

- It went from like, "Oh, she likes me.

"Are we gonna kiss?

"This is gr -- oh, no, she doesn't.

"She moved away."

- Rub your shoulder like you have a

painful crick then gently sigh (sigh).

Not only will he find this extremely sexy,

but you might even score a massage.

- That was my move in college.

I think that works epically well.

- Do you know how many times that I've been like,

"If I sleep with this person, he'll just rub my back.

"And that will be great"

And that's all you want.

- This is teaching women to just not be honest.

- Here's the thing.

I hate massages.

- If you don't have a pain in your neck,

don't rub your neck.

- That one's definitely right.

- How about you?

- Umm, I did like aerobics and stuff.

- Do you want some like Icy Hot or something?

(woman laughs)

- Actually, that'd be nice.

Yeah.

- I mean, I'm sure there's a drugstore

and I'm sure they can get some.

- I don't think it went well.

He offered me Icy Hot, uh, and then told me

where I could go buy it.

(man laughs)

- First thing I'm gonna think of is,

"You should probably get that checked out."

I'm not gonna offer them a massage.

- Use your tongue to get that last crumb

off your lips while eating dinner with him.

Okay, I happen to know a lot of guys

who think that when food's on your mouth,

it's not sexy.

- Here's my question, Cosmo.

How do I get a crumb on my lip

without looking like an idiot?

- Eww.

- It's like what would happen in a movie,

or like a porn.

- As soon as that crumb's on the lip,

game over, I look like I don't know how to

eat like an adult.

Are you sure you don't want any?

- You have a...

- I got it. - You got it?

- Don't worry, yeah I got it.

(woman laughs)

This is so weird.

That's what I mean, the crumb distracts.

- I like it.

It could have been sexier.

- [Woman with purple hair] The thing to do

maybe is that someone else that you're flirting with

has something on their mouth, and then you go like that.

- Grab his ass on your way into a restaurant.

- Now that's sexual assault.

- I don't think men like having their butts grabbed.

- You have to be kind of careful at

getting men super turned on in public, right?

Because then that's kind of uncomfortable for them.

(whap)

(man laughs)

You're laughing.

- I'm sorr-- (laughs)

- How did you feel when I grabbed your ass.

- It was playful, that was fun.

- Big fan of the ass grab.

- You liked that?

- Loved the ass grab.

- Just on the way to a restaurant,

you haven't even kissed yet?

- Anywhere.

- You didn't get turned on?

- [Man in tie] I think grabbing my ass

in a completely populated restaurant

would work.

- I would try, absolutely none of these again.

- I don't think there needs to be many tips,

we're kind of easy.

- You can't just like follow rules

and then snap, snap, snap, that person loves you.

- That's right.

- I wouldn't really take these tips to heart,

but if you want to grab my ass in the

middle of a restaurant, you can.

- Me?

- If you're a woman trying to pick up women,

you should probably just be like,

"Who are my ex-girlfriends friends?

"Who has the most cats that I know?"

And then, from there, that's how you flirt.

- You're a beautiful woman.

Just sit there and be cute.

- Aww.