Hard choice, amirite?

@MmmKandiYamz would like to let me know that Drake looks like voldemort with hair.

A Lady GaGa fragrance? Bet it smells like d**k.

It does.

Trying to use the word 'hate' less often.

Here goes: I thoroughly dislike Sam Smith.

Well done.

Jessie J looks like she takes giant s**t.

Stincky ones too.

F**k you Black Shelton you inbred hick.

Let's face it, the girls from Haim are ugly as f**k and perform like they're orgasming.

I kind of like that, though.

Hey look. Ed Sheeran is still ugly.

Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman.

I really wanna just flick Iggy Azalea's stupid mole off her face and into the bin.

Pitbull is starting to grow on me... kidding.

I hope his voice box gets destroyed by a gorilla d**k

Sia sounds like she has a mouth full of s**t

Childish Gambino looks like he tried to suck is own d**k a few times.

That's weird.

The weather in New York City right now is like a young Britney Spears: pretty hot, kinda gross.

I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a continuous loop than listen to Ariana Grande's new album.

Jason Aldean sounds like his d**k got stuch in his sister.

I'd rather bathe in my own vomit than go see 5 seconds of summer on tour.

Katy Perry has a voice that reminds me of balls covered in glass sliding down my throat. nice gal

Gangnam Style is SO f**king annoying like jfc i want to shove a stick up Psy's ass so he can't dance anymore

You can do it, but I still can dance.