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  • - IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

  • - IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

  • - I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THAT BABY HAS ARRIVED.

  • - SINCE I HAD THAT HUGE LUMP. - YES.

  • AND YOU LOOK AMAZING. - THANK YOU.

  • - I'M SURPRISED,

  • 'CAUSE SHE'S ONLY THREE MONTHS OLD, ISN'T SHE?

  • - SHE JUST TURNED THREE MONTHS, YEAH.

  • - HAZEL? - HAZEL.

  • - NOW, AND--WAS "HAZEL" SOMETHING

  • YOU BOTH KNEW RIGHT AWAY THAT WAS GONNA BE THE NAME?

  • - I MEAN, I FIND IT REALLY STRESSFUL,

  • NAMING A HUMAN BEING, YOU KNOW.

  • - YES.

  • - SO WE WENT THROUGH A FEW DIFFERENT ONES,

  • AND THEN JOHN FOUND IT.

  • AND WE BOTH REALLY LIKE OLD LADY NAMES, SO...

  • - MM-HMM. AND HOW IS SHE?

  • I SAW--JOHN SENT ME A--

  • crowd: AW!

  • - COME ON. - [laughs]

  • SHE'S JUST STINKING CUTE.

  • [laughter]

  • YEAH, SHE'S SO CUTE. - YEAH.

  • - SHE CAME OUT, LIKE, READY FOR A PHOTO SHOOT.

  • SHE WAS JUST LIKE THIS, JUST PERFECT.

  • AND I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE IN THE RECOVERY ROOM,

  • YOU KNOW, AFTERWARDS, AND THIS NURSE CAME IN.

  • HER NAME WAS MABEL, ANOTHER GREAT OLD LADY NAME.

  • AND SHE HAD THE MOST FANTASTIC, CRAZY WEAVE.

  • AND SHE SAID, "DAMN, YO BABY IS SO CUTE."

  • AND I WENT--I WENT, "OH, THANK YOU."

  • SHE WENT, "DAMN, SHE'S AWESOME. SHE'S SO CUTE."

  • AND I WENT, "MABEL, I THINK YOU SAY THAT TO EVERYONE."

  • AND SHE WENT, "NO, I DON'T."

  • SHE WENT--SHE WENT, "WHEN I KNOW A BABY UGLY,

  • I SAY, 'YOU HAD A BABY!'"

  • [laughter]

  • IT WAS LIKE THOSE POOR PARENTS MUST KNOW.

  • - NOW THEY KNOW.

  • - THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, WELL, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS."

  • - RIGHT, BUT JOHN TEXTED ME THE PICTURE OF--

  • HE WAS PLAYING WITH HER,

  • AND SHE WAS PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE,

  • AND IT WAS SO ADORABLE.

  • HE MUST BE THE GREATEST DAD.

  • - HE'S THE GREATEST DAD.

  • HE IS JUST--SHE LOVES HIM, JUST LOVES HIM.

  • AND HE'S LIKE THE BURP KING.

  • HE CAN GET A BEER BURP OUT OF THIS KID.

  • LIKE, IT EVEN SURPRISES HER, YOU CAN TELL.

  • HE BURPS HER, AND SHE'S LIKE, "UHHH!"

  • LIKE, SHE'S KIND OF TAKEN ABACK BY IT.

  • - RIGHT, WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO DO.

  • - IT'S AN UNDERRATED SKILL, YEAH.

  • - BUT--WELL, AND-- WELL, YES, TO BURP

  • AND TO GET THE BURP.

  • - [laughs] EXACTLY.

  • - THAT'S THE SKILL, I GUESS. WELL, THAT'S GREAT.

  • WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.

  • AND THIS MOVIE IS--WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TRAINING

  • THAT YOU WENT THROUGH,

  • BECAUSE THIS SCENE, YOU DON'T SEE IT,

  • BUT YOU'RE WEARING, LIKE-- HOW MUCH DID THAT WEIGH,

  • WHAT YOU'RE WEARING MOST OF THE TIME?

  • - WE HAD THESE, LIKE, EXOSUITS,

  • WHICH WHERE THESE INCREDIBLY HEAVY ARMORED SUITS,

  • AND MINE WEIGHED ABOUT 85 POUNDS.

  • - AND-- - YEAH.

  • AND THE FIRST TIME I PUT IT ON, I JUST--I CRIED, ACTUALLY.

  • AND I REMEMBER TOM WAS THERE.

  • YOU KNOW, TOM CRUISE HAD COME IN

  • JUST TO SEE HOW THE EXOSUIT FITTING WENT,

  • 'CAUSE HE'D HAD HIS, AND HE KNEW HOW HEAVY THEY WERE.

  • AND I'M NOT REALLY A CRIER,

  • BUT I FELT COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED

  • THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE FIVE MONTHS OF THIS,

  • AND I PUT IT ON, AND HE WENT,

  • "HOW YOU DOING? YOU ALL RIGHT?"

  • AND I WENT, "MM-HMM. MM-HMM, YUP."

  • AND HE WENT, "ARE YOU OKAY?"

  • AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, IT'S JUST, LIKE--

  • "YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST, LIKE--

  • [tearfully] IT'S JUST REALLY HEAVY."

  • [laughter]

  • AND IT GOT WORSE.

  • I WENT, "I'M JUST--

  • I WASN'T REALLY EXPECTING IT TO BE THIS HEAVY."

  • LIKE THAT, AND HE GOES--

  • AND HE DID THE BEST THING FOR ME,

  • WHICH IS NOT TO, YOU KNOW, GIVE ME A HUG.

  • HE JUST WENT, "COME ON. STOP BEING SUCH A WUSS."

  • AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, GOOD," YOU KNOW.

  • AND WE WERE FINE AFTER THAT.

  • I HAD MY BRIEF MELTDOWN, AND THEN I WAS ALL RIGHT.

  • - BUT YOU LOOKED AMAZING IN THAT CLIP WE JUST SHOWED.

  • - THANK YOU.

  • - BUT WHAT WERE YOU-- WHAT DID YOU DO TO TRAIN?

  • - I DID ALL KINDS OF STUFF.

  • I DID, UM, A LOT OF STUFF ON THE TRACK,

  • LIKE SPRINT TRAINING.

  • I DID GYMNASTICS, YOGA.

  • I LEARNED THIS MARTIAL ART CALLED KRAV MAGA,

  • WHICH IS THIS ISRAELI MARTIAL ART,

  • WHICH IS PRETTY LETHAL.

  • YOU CAN JUST ANNIHILATE SOMEBODY

  • WITH ANY PART OF YOUR BODY THAT YOU HAVE GOING FOR YOU.

  • - THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. - YEAH.

  • IT'S A GOOD THING TO KNOW, YOU KNOW.

  • - YEAH. - ELBOWS AND--

  • - DID YOU--'CAUSE YOU LOOK AMAZING.

  • DID YOU DO THAT TO GET BACK IN SHAPE?

  • BECAUSE IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE MONTHS.

  • - NO, I MEAN, I, UM--

  • [laughs] I DON'T KNOW IF OTHER MOTHERS HAD THIS,

  • BUT I FOUND BREASTFEEDING TO BE THE THING.

  • - THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD FROM SO MANY PEOPLE,

  • THAT BREASTFEEDING--

  • - MY BOOBS ALSO THOUGHT I'D HAD 12 CHILDREN,

  • AND SO I HAD, LIKE--

  • I REMEMBER THE MORNING THE MILK CAME IN.

  • - "THE MORNING THE MILK CAME IN."

  • - EVERYONE WAS SORT OF WARNING ME

  • THAT IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

  • AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHEN?" YOU KNOW.

  • AND IT WAS, LIKE, 3:00 IN THE MORNING,

  • AND JOHN WOKE UP TO ME--

  • IT WAS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR MOVIE.

  • HE SAID HE JUST SAW ME, LIKE,

  • CREEPING TOWARDS THE BATHROOM LIKE THIS.

  • HE JUST SAW MY BACK, YOU KNOW.

  • AND HE GOES, "OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG?"

  • AND I WENT, "IT HURTS."

  • AND HE GOES, "WHAT?"

  • AND I WAS LIKE, "THESE!"

  • [laughter]

  • TWO ENORMOUS, LIKE, HEADS, YOU KNOW, VEINY HEADS.

  • SO I FOUND THAT BECAUSE I'D MANAGED

  • TO PRODUCE A LOT OF MILK-- I DON'T KNOW WHY.

  • IT HELPED ME LOSE THE WEIGHT.

  • - THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS.

  • - I GUESS, YEAH.

  • - THERE WOULD BE-- IT WOULD BE AMAZING

  • IF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T PREGNANT COULD JUST BREASTFEED.

  • [laughter]

  • I MEAN, IT WOULD SERVE EVERYONE.

  • IT WOULD HELP EVERYONE OUT.

  • - EXACTLY. - YOU KNOW?

  • "OH, YOU'RE BUSY TODAY?

  • "LET ME BREASTFEED YOUR CHILD,

  • 'CAUSE I NEED TO LOSE TEN POUNDS."

  • - I COULD HAVE BEEN THAT.

  • I COULD HAVE BEEN THE WET NURSE IN MEDIEVAL TIMES.

  • I COULD HAVE FED THE VILLAGE WHILE THEY ALL WENT TO WORK.

- IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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