- I'm tackling a little bit of a phobia today.

- I've never worn heels before.

- I like heels on women.

- Oh, they're sexy.

- I feel like there's a pressure on gay people that

they're supposed to be able to wear them without fail.

- I'm excited to strut.

- I mean I'm sure I'll look nice and sexy.

- Make it happen.

These are terrify--, these are weapons.

- This is like a toothpick.

This thing is for sure gonna break.

Alright, I'm just gonna go for it.

- Ah, it's giving me anxiety.

- Oh, God, it's already bad.

- Already feeling sexier.

- One, two, three,

Ooooh, (bleep) me!

- This is the worst.

- I don't like this, oh my God.

- I can't stand straight, I can't, I can't stand.

- Because I'm afraid that I'll fall.

- Whoa! Okay.

- Ha, ha, ha, ha!

- Whew! Here we go.

- Oh (bleep).

- This is pain city over here.

- It's like walking for the first time.

- Jeez, I'm like pushing 6'9" right now.

- I feel sexy, hold up, let me strut, let me get this.

- I'm just figuring out that if you like

swing your hips with it, you get more like

distribution of weight.

- Props to models that can walk in a straight line

without looking like a horse.

- I kinda wanna get good at it, you know.

- Oh, I've got the hang of it.

- I like the sound that it makes.

- Like a workout.

- My muscle in my leg is literally going like this.

- They should have these at the gym.

Just some bros, like put on some heels and just walk.

And then that's like ooh, one set.

- I'm sweating 'cause I'm working so hard.

- Like my calves like, look at that.

- This is harder than football practice, for sure.

- I feel a little bit like a rock star though.

- It kinda feels like you're hiking or something

and you step on a log by accident.

But the log is always in your shoe.

- My feet are in mousetraps right now.

- I forgot that women have to wear these for a whole day.

- By the end of the day, I would want to cut off my feet.

I understand why every woman I've ever met wants a foot rub.

- Can you imagine doing this drunk?

- I thought I'd be better at this than I was.

Work!

- Oh, it's kinda almost like worth it to just put them on

just so you can take them off later.

Because it's gonna feel amazing.

- It was worse than I expected.

- I didn't think it was that hard.

Actually, I thought it was gonna be harder.

- I find back, pssht, chicks do this all the time.

- I'm like at a loss for words.

- I already feel like my calves are getting strengthened.

- Next time I'm dancing with a chick

I'm just gonna be like, "Are you okay?"

- I would never ask you to do this for me.

- This has changed my view on heels forever.

I'm never, like if I see a heel in a store

I'm walking the other way.

- To all fabulous women and drag queens out there,

I salute you.

- Wait, this is (bleep) up, hold on.