Yeah, you got it, I got it.

- So, yeah, he called me this meeting.

I was super stressed about it and--

- Oh, I'm so sorry, my mom is calling.

- Just call her back.

- I can't, she'll think I'm dead.

Hi Mommy!

- I am so excited for Christmas this year.

What are you guys doing for Hanukkah?

- Uh, when's Hanukkah?

- I have no idea, it's really just whenever

my Grandma sends me a check in the mail.

- Do you guys ever think about

what you're gonna do for your wedding?

- Yeah, I'm probably gonna just recreate my bat mitzvah.

Maybe I'll, like, marry a goy and spice things up.

- What's a goy?

- You.

Do you guys like this jacket?

- Ooh, Burberry, you're being a real JAP today!

- Gaby, you cannot say that!

- No, it's fine, I know I'm

a JAP. It means Jewish American princess.

- My favorite boys name is Mark.

Like, I would love to name a kid Mark.

My dad's name is Mark, so I can't, 'cause my dad'll die.

- Wait, what?

- Oh, there's a thing that you can't name a baby

after a relative who's alive,

otherwise the spirit'll get confused or something

and, like, kill the live relative.

- That seems a little harsh.

- I don't know, you guys have hell.

- Do I look fershimmeled?

- Do you want to look fershimmeled?

- No.

- Oh, then you don't.

- Good.

- Yeah.

- Cheers.

- Ugh, this is so sweet, tastes like Manischewitz.

- Mmm, this is good, where can I get some of this?

- I don't know, like, Gaby's mom's house at Passover.

- Ugh, do you mind schlepping back

to my car to get my sunglasses?

- What does that involve exactly?

- We just walk but we complain about it.

- Oh.

- So this is my latest one,

and it's a matching one with my friend.

- Super cute.

Allison, would you ever get a tattoo?

No, I want to be buried with the rest of my family.

- Well, I better get back to pretending I'm working.

- Yeah, get out of here.

- Bye.

What is his deal, is he single?

- Yes, but he's not Jewish.

- Whatever.

- Don't your parents care about that?

- Does he vote Democrat and have a job?

- Yes.

- Well, the kids'll be Jewish anyway.

I'm gonna go ask him to buy me dinner.

- Okay.

- She's a huge JAP, call her a JAP.

- No.

- It's okay!

- I can't say that!

- Say I'm the biggest JAP that you know.

- Oy, you guys, I cannot.

- You guys wanna go find a good deal?

- Let's do that.