No?

- I know an egg drops.

- I'm just imagining a lot of, like, blood,

and like, stuff just kinda just like floating around,

in all of these little different cavities and stuff.

- Uterine walls of the uterus...

- (beep) me if I know which one's the uterus.

- shed their lining.

- I'm assuming it's some up here,

and it's just like coated in this nice stuff,

that's ready to hold a baby, a potential baby.

- A woman's like, "Are we going to get pregnant?"

And then it's like, "Nope!"

And then it's like, "Dang it, why did we do all this stuff?"

- And it just sheds all the lining, just sheds it out,

just shoots it out.

Sometimes there's pieces, most of the time it's just blood.

- Um, I've never touched or seen

these things used in real life.

- So this is a pad, you put it into your underwear

and then it catches your debris.

- I mean, I've seen the commercials,

where they pour the blue liquid.

- As you graduate from that,

and you want something less clunky,

you might want to consider inserting something

up inside of you.

- What?

- I mean, I guess you like stick these things

in your coochie, right?

- It looks like one of the party poppers

that people open.

- This cotton expands to the size of your vagina.

- This is like modern technology, whoa!

- It soaks up the vaginal fluid that comes out.

- This would be perfect for my nosebleeds

when I was a kid.

- There's three basic options,

only two of them are presented here.

- If you'd like to be more caring for the environment,

you can stick a weird cup inside of yourself

and catch it like a little drink.

- A pint.

- I'm going to say a pint?

- I would say, like, five ounces of blood.

That still seems like a lot,

because that's almost a pound of blood.

- Like half a cup.

- Is it a lot?

I would hope it's just a few drops.

Wait! How many times a day does that happen?

It just keeps coming out?

Oh hell no!

- Is it because the egg is big?

- Little, like, clumps of stuff, like

go into these small holes.

- If you have flesh inside of you,

and it's just ripping itself off,

it's going to hurt!

- Cramps are caused by the muscle contractions

that are forcing the fluid out of the uterus.

- It'd be like when you're at your friend's house,

and you like clog their toilet, and you're like,

"What do I do? I don't wanna tell anyone,

"but I don't know how to fix this"

- I would think that an organ is like popped?

- I'd bitch about it.

- I would probably do exactly what women do.

I would go through my day,

pretending nothing was wrong with me,

despite the fact that I'm in a lot of pain.

- I'd bitch about it all the time.

- I don't even know what I would do,

I'd probably have to, like, move away

from, like, all of my friends

because they'd probably, like, hate me.

- I'm sorry that it happens to you,

but, on the plus side,

if you want a baby,

someday, you get to make one.

And that's a whole new level of pain

you get to endure.