What? This outfit?

PSSH I wear this all the time

Not just because it’s christmas,

because Martina made me wear this outfit

And she actually forced me to

Go to the store to buy this for a christmas video.

Oh this bag,

This bag has a really special place in my heart

So when I was teaching back in the day

Back in the day

One of my students came to school with this bag

And I think I should just read it

To you so you guys know what it says

It’s a birthday bag and and it says:

”Drugstore That Sell Look

Drug-gist - Disclaimer: This document is

Intended to provide general information

Only and is not a substitution for medical

Or psychiatric evaluation and treatment

The author and the committee are not engaged

In providing professional services or medical advice”

Highlighted in blue

”To the individual reader.

Each individual’s health is unique

All matters regarding health or

A particular health situation should be

Supervised by a health care professional

The author and the committee shall not

Be held responsible or liable

For any harm or loss allegedly

Arising directly or indirectly from

Any information in this document.”

I have a feeling that (Happy birthday)

This was just a disclaimer

That was copied from like

A medical magazine

That’s what I’m saying! It’s so...

They just copied a disclaimer
And pasted it at the bottom of this bag

And they’re like ”Happy birthday”

Drugstore that sell Look?

Is there a drugstore that buys?

The drugstore that buys is your

Shady uncle Ronny, that you know

You shouldn’t hang out with alone.

We’ve seen Engrish in Korea before where

A company was trying to get

Across a message, like the

Twonkle Twonkle Donkey.

Like they messed up a letter

On the keyboard and it was kind of funny

They googled translated something off and

Off, we know you’re a big company and

You’re professional whatever that’s okay.

That’s fine, but this!?

It’s not even an attempt

This, they just copied and pasted

And it makes no sense, like someone

Just needed to make their English cooler

And they’re just like

”Look at this cool design I made”

And people are like ”Well I don’t speak

Literally any English whatsoever,

So I will go with this look.”

What makes this bag so wonderful

Is that not only has it got

Bizarre English on it and

A whole bunch of fun faces

But this is also going to be our

Christmas WTF special

DANG DANG

You see that all in there?

Remember when we restarted these

WTF segments, we wanted to be

Able to give you some off this stuff afterwards

And now that it’s christmas, why not?

IT’S CHRISTMAS IT’S CHRISTMAS

IT’S CHRISTMAS IT’S CHRISTMAS

So we have some very special WTF items in here

That we want to give to you guys.

So the WTF items are ones

That we have already shown before

On our last segments.

Not all of them, because some of them

are kind of gross, I think some of them

Went in our mouths and stuff and

Yeah.. You don’t want stuff in our mouths...

Ok, special memories Simon

It’s the W hydrated gel breast pack

Just for you

It’s the one Simon used, I even

Put it back in the container

With all his chest hairs on it

Lies (It’s not)

We got the 4D black mask for men

Oh my god

The controversial roller

The penis massager

I don’t want to give the rest

Of them away ‘cause someone’s

Gonna win this entire package

We got more stuff in there

And we wanna give it to you

If you’d like to win this

Glorious care package,

Let us know in the comment section below

Either in Youtube OR on our website

Who’s obnoxious **** phone is that?

It’s called construction honey

OH I thought it was your phone

Playing the Metallica

Ooooh, you’re so sweeet

You can’t call it if it’s Metallica and construction?

Hehehehe, they both sound awful

Oooooooooh

*both plays their own version of Metallica*

If you want to win this care package

All you gotta do is let us know

In the comment section below,

What your favourite WTF segment is

We’re gonna pick one winner

And mail this out for you.

And I want it to be from the 2013 WTFs.

Not our ancient old WTFs

Let us know from our new ones

CHRISTMAS TIME IS HEEEREE

JOY FOR ALL TO HEREEEE