[Upbeat intro music]

I'm gonna be a mighty king

So enemies, beware!

I've never seen the king of beasts

with quite so little hair.

Ugh!

I'm gonna be the mane event

Like no king was before!

I'm brushin' up on looking down

I'm workin' on my ROAR!

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing!

Oh I just can't wait to be king!

Bring out your dead!

Here's one!

I'm not dead!

Sewn back together WRONG

Back together

Sewn back together WRONG

Back together

[Glass breaking]

[sigh]

I think I'm okay

AH!

AHH!

Uh oh!

Uh oh!

Uh oh!

Oh God

Somebody!

Do I take it out or do I leave it in?

Do I take it out or do I leave it in?

What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you?

My pulse is rushing

My head is reeling

My face is flushing

What is this feeling, fervid as a flame?

Does it have a name?

Yes!

Loathing!

Unadulterated loathing!

For your face

Your voice

Your clothing!

Let's just say

I loathe it all!

[Swords clashing]

You are WONDERFUL!

Thank you! I've worked hard to become so.

I admit it, you are better than I am.

Then why are you smiling?

Because I know something you don't know.

And what is that?

I am not left-handed!

[Funky beat]

Yo, VIP

Let's kick it!

Ice, ice, baby

Ice, ice, baby

[Upbeat dramatic music swell]

[Magical chime]

Can't touch this!

U can't touch this!

Can't touch this!

[Sounds of scary creatures eating]

They're eating her

And then they're going to eat me

Oh my GOOOOOOOOOD!!!

[Growls]

[Dramatic music swells]

AHHHHH!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Funky music]

King Tut!

King Tut!

Now when he was a young man

he never thought he'd see

(King Tut!)

People stand in line

to see the boy king!

(King Tut!)

How'd you get so funky?

(Funky Tut!)

Did you do the monkey?

Born in Arizona

Moved to Babylonia

He was born in Arizona

Got a condo made of stone-a!

King Tut!