That's... that's the new craze.

[I] Don't consider 30 old, per se, I consider it on the way up.

30 is midlife crisis and then you find yourself...

When I hear the age 30, I think of better, you know, more wisdom.

I don't... I... don't... I don't wanna be 30.

- It seems old. It does. - 30 seems old.

- It does. It's okay. - I know.

That's the scary part, is that you go to bed 29, you wake up 30 and it's the same life.

Like, everyone said "midlife crises", that's not...

Yeah, that's the weird ones.

It's funny; what they don't realize is that the quarter-life crisis, I feel like, is actually pretty true.

- Okay, like... - Like, you get out of college and then you're like...

- What am I doing with my life? - Oh, shit.

See, I think the quarter-life crisis is just... you have to pay rent.

Parties will be irrelevant because I'll be too old.

Parties will be ending early.

Parties will be boring.

30-year-olds just drink wine and "let's have a night watching SVU".

Parties at 30 actually get a lot better.

- Yeah. - Because the parties that you're going to now are just loud music and skunk beer.

Oh, and sweat

- And sweat. - And shame.

Maybe this is good or bad, but I still host a lot of parties that go till 4 a.m.

- Where did you get that we all drink wine all the time? - You see... I...

I've had wine before.

Wine will become your best friend in your thirties if, maybe, ditched the boxed wine.

When you leave, the party's over.

So, it doesn't really matter what time it is.

When I leave.

Hopefully, boys will be men by the time they're 30.

That's gonna be the best⏤or not.

I mean, maybe they need to be, like, 35, I don't know.

I feel like by the time I turn 30, I really wouldn't care what people think, at all.

Depending on how cool my twenties are, maybe I'll be married.

But nobody will know that I am 30 when I'm 30.

Everyone's gonna think I'm still 29.

Like, right now, I'm still kind of in that, like, teenage mindset, where I feel that everyone's, like, criticizing me.

- But when I'm 30, I just wanna... I just wanna live. - Right... and...

We'll be the wine-night 30-year-olds who are, like, "Ugh, those 20-year-olds don't know what they're doing."

Huh, but they sure are hot.

-Yeah. - The only thing that I've learned from 20 to 30 is that I don't know anything.

- Once you realize that you don't know shit... - Done loads of shit.

- Then you know shit. - Then... then you know shit.

Yeah, you definitely come into your own and it's... you feel so much more comfortable just being yourself.

If you think that... that women are... are gonna get better by the time they're 30, just wait till you have a 40-year-old.

The answer is, you're not gonna be where you think you are.

- Yeah. Totes. - Deep.

There's one last thing I'd like to say: Fireball is...

- Delicious! Oh. - Awful!

None of these fools know what the f*** they're talking about.