Which maybe if... you know, dad would've tried to breast feed us every once in a while, things will be different. But it isn't.

Americans spend 21 billion dollars on Mother's Day gifts, and only 12.5 billion dollars on Father's Day gifts.

That means fathers make only 66% of what mothers make, for the same amount of work.

Well... maybe not exactly the same amount of work.

But... I'm always suspicious of polls like this, so I decided to do our own today.

We went out on the street, and we asked kids who were there with their parents, we asked them in front of their parents, which of them (do) they love more?

And here's what they said.

- What's your name? - Evan.

Let me ask you, Evan. Who do you love more? Your mom or your dad?

My mom.

Mom?

Why do you love mom more?

Because it's nice so I think.

And why can't you stand your father?

I don't know. Sometimes he's rude, I guess.

What's your name?

Mathew.

Mathew, who do you love more? Your mommy or your daddy?

My mommy.

Let me ask you, who do you love more? Your mom or your dad?

Both.

Yeah, but you only have one life preserve to throw them.

Okay.

Who's gonna get it?

Mom.

Can I ask you a question?

Yes.

Who do you love more? Your mommy or your daddy?

Mommy.

Why?

Daddy.

Who do you love more? Your mommy or your daddy?

Uh... mommy.

Why does he hate you?

I don't know, he does it. He just loves her more. Loves her more.

Is that true?

Yeah.

Let me ask you this, would you trade your dad for Spider-Man?

Okay.

Who do you love more? Your dad or your mom?

Both.

Okay, if a zombie's gonna come and eat one of your parents, which parent do you want the zombie to eat? Dad or mom?

Who do you love more? Your mom or your dad?

My dad.

Who do you love more? Your mom or your dad?

Both.

Imagine a piano was gonna fall on one of them, which one do you want the piano to fall on?

You gotta pick one.

- Mom or dad? - Dad.

Why? Why would you want a piano to fall on dad?

Sorry, dad. You guys better back away.