>> BRUNO MARS: This one's for you and me, living out our dreams

>> TROLL: Jesus Eminem! Your place is a duuuump. Stop listening to the Lazy Song and tidy up

a little bit. Living like a god damn cat lady. >>EMINEM: till' it kills me

I swear to god I'll be the fucking illest in this music

There is or there ever will be, disagree? >>TROLL: I'm gonna say that Eminem is the

second greatest white rapper of all time. Only behind the great Cazwell. If you haven't

seen his music video "Ice Cream Truck", I suggest that you go watch the right now. I

think you'll really enjoy it. >> EMINEM: Brain fuzzy, cause he's buzzin',

woke up from that buzz Now you wonder why he does it, how he does

it Wasn't cause he had buzzards circle around

his head Waiting for him to drop dead, was it?

>>TROLL: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? Because he had alopecia.

>> ROYCE: my daddy got a bad back So it's only right that I write till he can

march right into that post office and tell em to hang it up

Now his career's Lebron's jersey in 20 years. >> TROLL: So your dad's the Lebron James of

the post office? So what does that mean? That he averages thirty

package deliveries a day then come the holiday season he chokes like a first time fluffer

on Mandingo's dong? >> ROYCE: Cause what goes up must come down

You going down on something you don't wanna see like a hairy box

>> TROLL: Come on! Prison security Fail. He just had to peel back a poster and LA TI DA,

he's in a fly new outfit, rapping his way to freedom. He didn't even have to crawl through

a river of shit like Andy Dufresne. Despicable. >> BRUNO MARS: And now all I wanna see

>>TROLL: is an SRT Chrysler. Obvious product placement is brought to Chrysler.

>> BRUNO MARS: A sky full of lighters >>TROLL: Hey, Bruno! I got your light right

here, Toot

BOOM! That backfired.