And you're feeling something burst

Diarrhea Diarrhea

(LAUGHING)

When you're sliding into third And you lay a juicy turd

Diarrhea Diarrhea

When you're sliding into home

And your shorts are full of foam

Diarrhea Diarrhea

When you're sitting in your Chevy

And your shorts are feeling heavy

Diarrhea Diarrhea

Kevin, honey, where'd you learn that song?

Last summer at camp, Mom.

Ah! That was money well spent.

CHILDREN: (SINGING) When you're sliding into first

And you're feeling something burst

Diarrhea Diarrhea