your partner can help you prep your perineum

for the great stretch of delivery:

Massage the area daily with a Iittle EVOO

to help you stretch and prevent tearing:

What is she talking about?

I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint:

Is it cool if maybe I just spray a Iittle PAM down in that area,

right before the baby comes out?

You have to admit it's a valid suggestion: