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[ fred ] hey, howard, there's your chinaman.
[ howard ] thanks, fred. Bye, dong.
What the-- what's he doin' on the ground there ?
[ helen ] what happened ?
Hold a mirror in front of his mouth. Howard ! He's dead !
Aw, shit. I pay seven grand for a wedding, I'll never see it !
Oh, watch your language, mr. Dirty mouth.
Oh, thank god, he is still warm. Oh, good.
Here, I-I'll help you. Roll him over.
[ everyone groans ]
Ugh. [ gagging ] canine cologne.
Oh, no more yankee my wankee.
The donger need food ! [ laughing ]
[ laughing ] hell, he's three sheets to the wind !
He's drunk as a skunk ! Shut up, fred. Shut up.
Dong !
[ dong laughing ] dong.
Dong, grandpa is talking to you.
Dong ! Where is my automobile ?
Automobile ? [ continues laughing ]
[ imitating race car ]
[ imitating crash ]
Wreck. Big wreck.
Ohh !
- Why, you little scuzzbag ! - [ yelps ]