Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan

Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can, Today I don't feel

like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all, nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X Find a really nice girl, have some really

nice sex And she's gonna scream out

This is great (Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around And get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

so leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

'Cause I ain't going anywhere

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all Nothing at all

Nothing at all