Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Hey everyone, my name is Tyler and I am here with the lovely... - Louise from Sprinkleofglitter. - Sprinkleofglitter. - [Louise] Sprinkleofglitter. We met each other at, where? Playlist Live? - Playlist in March. - In March and we instantly fell in love with each other and I was like, "Oh my gosh, she is my queen, she is - "my everything." - [Louise] Stop it. - [Louise] I can't bear it. - You simply must. And tell them why I instantly fell in love with you. What did you immediately tell to me? Poop. - That day I had shat myself. - (Tyler laughs wildly) And so I thought it would only be appropriate if we came together on this glorious day to give you a whole video of tales of what? - Poop tales. (giggles giddily) - Poop tales. Times that we've shit ourselves. - Who hasn't? - Really, who hasn't? So because Louise is embarrassed by this, and I am not because it's like, you know what, everybody poops. We are gonna be making... - ♫ Everybody poops ♫ - [Tyler] A little drinking game out of this. - First of all, it was a stressful environment for me. I was new to America, it was overwhelming. - Every time I go to a new country, I'm just shitting everywhere. - It was one of the first days of Playlist, it was Friday, it was industry day. - It was my birthday! - ♫ Happy birthday to ♫ - [Tyler] Wasn't it? - [Louise] Yeah, I shat myself on your birthday. Happy birthday. Everybody was there. They were like, "We should go out for lunch, "where should we go? Where should we go?" I've been to Florida before, so like Mrs. Smarty Big Pants, I was like, "Oh, we should go to Bahama Breeze, "because I've been there, it's so great, "you will love it, mhmmm-hmm." I'm gonna order shrimp. - Oh, this is very "Bridesmaids" of you. - As we left the restaurant, I'm gonna be graphic. - Tell them everything. - I needed a poo, and I thought, "Hmm, everyone's like getting in cabs, "I don't wanna go to the toilet now, "that's just not gonna be cool, "I'll just hold on." - No. - Most of the gang got in this big minivan and we followed behind in a car with Boyce Avenue. I'd only met them that day. We got in their beautiful car - [Tyler] Oh my God. - [Louise] with white leather upholstery, and as I got in, I thought, "Oh, I really "should have gone to the toilet." I started getting hot and I text to Alfie who was sat next to me, "Wish I hadn't had the shrimp." And he was like, "Are you okay, are you okay?" And I was like, "Yeah." I was going... - (exhales sharply) - [Tyler] (laughs loudly) - I can see Boyce Avenue looking at me in their rearview mirror and they're like, "Are you okay?" And I was like, "Can we open the window a bit, please? "It's just a bit hot, it's a bit hot." I've got what I call "bubbly tummy." We got to the mall and by this point, I was like, "This is not good, I am going to shit myself." - Did you? - Mmm-mmm, not yet. So, we ran to the minivan, I ripped open the door and I was like, "Get out, get out, get out, - (laughs loudly) - "get out!" And they were like, "What, what?" And I was like, "Get out! Get out!" While Zoe was like, "Get out, get out, "she's gonna blow, get out!" (Tyler laughs) - I threw myself in, and by this point, I was dripping in sweat, I was breathing like this (inhales and exhales laboriously). - You're like shitting through your pores at this point. - (laughs) Yeah! The guy in the taxi went, "Ma'am, shall I call 9-1-1?" I was like, (heavy breathing) "No, it's fine." While I was in the cab, I was thinking, "I need a contingency plan. "If I'm gonna shit myself, what will I do?" So I started taking everything out of my handbag, because I was like... - You were gonna shit in your bag? - I was gonna shit in my bag. - Would you afterwards do like a "What's In My Bag?" video? - No! (Tyler laughs loudly) - I was like, "Oh well, bag it is then." We got to the hotel and I threw at him $20, the taxi was only $8, and he was like, "Ma'am, can I...", I was like, "Open the door, "open the door!" I stepped out of the cab, and I thought, - [Tyler] Oh, no. - "I have got seconds before I shit myself." It would not have been solid. What do you think makes the fact that you are moments away from crapping yourself worse? - [Tyler] Oh no! Did people... - [Louise] A convention full of YouTubers! - People came up to you asking for pictures, no! - So by this point, I felt like I was going to vomit as well. - [Tyler] Oh no! - I was sweating, I was going (imitates retching) like that, and I was like almost holding my ass with my hand, cupping myself. - Oh my God, no. - And as I was walking I was like (imitates retching) "Oh, God!" (imitates retching) A crowd of people came over to me, I was sweating, and I was, also now sick was rising and poop, a little bit was coming. - All of your holes were just about to overflow. - I was like (imitates retching). As I got to the lift, I felt it. I felt it coming. - No, no! - I was like, "Oh my God, oh my God." I ran into the toilet, I sat on the toilet, I didn't even take my knickers down, I just had a skirt on, I was just like, "Ugh, oh my God, oh my God!" I like full-on, it was like a colonic. (Tyler laughs wildly) - I was sweating, pooping, and crying. I was like, "Oh God!", and then just as I thought it couldn't get any worse, I vomited. I leant over the bowl and just vomited on my own shit. - That's very classy of you. - It was awful. - And then, after that... - Then after that, I had a shower and came and met you! - And then she met me. - [Louise] High five! - Bam! Friendship - [Louise] And a friendship started. - [Louise] was born! (both laugh) - Wait, you didn't even shit yourself! - Look... - I mean, that qualifies I think. - Yeah! - Let me tell you a tale of one time when I shit myself, just one of the times. - How many times have you shat yourself? - Too many. - [Louise] Too many times. - Too many, too recently, although yours was in March and mine was not that recent. Mine was freshman year of college. - I shit myself in freshman year of college. - I'm sure you did! So I had just had quite a night out and about, and you know what happens when you're drinking a lot of vodka, you're, you know, you get, you get the "vodka shits." - Yes you do. - Are you familiar with them? - [Louise] Yes. - [Tyler] So there I was, a morning after, I had just, you know, drank my weight, which I don't advise. I woke up the next day thinking, "Oh God, I have class." So I'm like getting ready, getting ready, getting ready. - That's diligent of you, I would have sat back... - [Tyler] I went to every - [Tyler] class I was very diligent. And I'm like feeling a little nauseous, and hungover, and gross... - [Louise] Standard. - And I'm like, yeah, which, you know, is normal. And I'm walking down the hall and I'm like, "Oooh." And then I'm going downstairs and I'm like, "Ugh." And then I'm going outside and I'm like, "Ahhh." And I'm like feeling it and I don't know if it's like gonna be puke or if it's gonna be whatever. - So it's all in your stomach. - It's everywhere, it's everywhere. And then I'm like, "Oh, I think I just have to like fart." - Oh, what? You did not trust the fart, did you? - I trusted the fart. - What a mistake to make! - [Tyler] (laughs wildly) - Never trust the fart if you're feeling a bit, you know, iffy. - Well I trusted the fart and this is halfway to class, OK? I trusted the fart. - Fool. What a fool. - And I shit my pants. And not just like a little bit of shit. It was like an explosion. - Ugh! Did you break the seal? - I broke the seal, it was flowing, I just, and I was like (laughs wildly). I'm like waltzing down the hallway to get to my room and we have an open door policy on my hall, so everyone's just like, "Oh hey, Tyler!" And I'm like, "Mmmp, no time!" I get back into my room. - [Louise] Did it smell? - Oh my goodness, I smelled like... - Shit? - [Tyler] Shit! - So I get back to my room, my roommate is there now, he's just hanging out in the room like, "Oh hey, Tyler, what's up?", and I'm like, "Nothing, "nothing's up! Not a single thing!" I jump in the shower. He had just saw me get ready, so I'm sure he's like, "What has happened "between now and 15 minutes ago "where you just left for class?" - Have you ever told him? - Maybe this is the moment. - You know now, what was his name? - [Tyler] David. - David! - If you're watching... - [Louise] Tyler. - You were there when I shit my pants. Thank you for being a part of that moment. So I showered, I threw away my underwear, and I never told anybody until I told a million people. - Well! - [Tyler] So here we are. - If you're going to tell anyone, tell a million. - [Tyler] God bless. - Go big or go home. - Go big or go home. Now I can control my poop. - I have full control of myself. - I'm so proud of you. OK so if you liked this video, be sure to give it a thumbs up because it really helps. And especially this shitty video needs all the help it can get. - [Louise] We deserve it. We just told you about when we shat ourselves. - And if you've ever gotten close to shitting yourself, or if you've shit yourself, we wanna read the stories, so put them in the comments below. We also filmed a video on Sprinkleofglitter's channel. - We did, I can't even remember what it was about now. - What was it about? You're gonna have to go see. - Marcus Butler naked in your kitchen. - Yeah, so if you wanna see that, the link will be below and at the end of this video, or you can click her lovely face. Go check it out, subscribe, like it, give it some love. But I think that's all for this video, I will see you guys next time and in the mean time, have a good life. Later! - Bye! - I am going to call Grace Helbig. - OK, good answer, why? - Because one, she's tall, so she will be able to get her leg higher on a pole. - I was like, "Where are you going with this?" (Louise laughs) - OK. (Louise laughs) - That was a really good video. - I just told the world I shat myself.
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