Hey!

Hey!

Watch where you're walking, nigga.

H-hey, what you say, nigga?

Watch closely.

You're about to experience a "Nigga Moment. "

Webster defines the "Nigga Moment"

as a moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind

of an otherwise logical Negro male-

What did you say, bitch nigga?

Hey, squeeze it, nigga!

-causing him to act in an illogical,

self-destructive manner, I. E., like a nigga.

You want it? Right here.

Nigga Moments are unpredictable.

Hey, wait, man. Wait. This is stupid.

Hey, you right, dawg.

Look, let's put the guns away and go on about our business.

Freeze!

But they all end up bad.

If they had their own category, Nigga Moments

would be the third leading killer of black men

behind pork chops and FEMA.

It's a fact.

Now, let's see how a Nigga Moment

affects a white man.

Prick.

Watch where you walkin', bitch.

What did you-?

Wait a minute.

I'm white.

Where you goin'?

Don't you ignore me.

This is a perfectly good moment

to throw your life away.