Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Did you wanna have a little egg roll? Oh, a little egg roll? Just a little. Ouch. That's okay, you could bite me. I'm tough. Can't believe this is going on tv. Portland has caught the eye of the world for being playful, bike-friendly, and of course, a little bit indecent. Cuisine has been at the forefront of its acclaim. Here, strange is the new normal, punk isn't dead, and the hippies aren't passé. Welcome to my new home, Portland, where it's cool to be weird. The city of Portland is renowned for its wild and wacky flavor combinations. It's no wonder that Salt & Straw has been so successful here. By putting bizarre ingredients together in its ice cream. I'm headed to their factory to try my hand at making a few of their favorites. The cool thing about ice cream is, it's something that everyone's always like, excited about. You can't be sad while you're eating ice cream. So, it allows us almost to use our ice cream kind of as a platform. To really showcase these various ingredients that other people might not expect in ice cream. So, I've heard all about your crazy flavor schemes. What are we making today? Bone marrow with smoked cherries. I'm a huge fan of bone marrow. Did you, like, read my mind before picking this flavor? To start, actually, we should just get the bone marrow in the oven. We're gonna cook them just really lightly. And then, scrape them clean. In the meantime, I think we should work on the cherries. We'll pit them and then smoke them. So we'll put the fresh ones in. We've had some in here for the past couple hours that we'll take out. Wow, what a beautiful color. It's okay. Oh. Heaven. Oh, oh it's so good. Thank you. You're a master of your craft. I can already tell. So this is bourbon, along with a few different spices. We're going to combine this with the cherry juice. And that's gonna be the flavor for our ice cream base. Wow, this looks incredible. Hey, how long have you guys been open? Three years now. We started in a food cart. We started with seven flavors. Okay. And, people just started coming and lining up and we quickly moved into our shop. The city has really kind of embraced us. We've done just over 200 different flavors in those three years. This one in particular, with the bone marrow, we made for a meat festival actually, here in town. So, it's really inspiring and like it's a cool city to be in to learn from. Ooh, wow. Those look cooked to perfection. I can already tell that these two flavors are going to combine perfectly. They will. I promise. Okay awesome. I love to scrape bone marrow. And here all we wanna do is just cook it down to liquefy this marrow, and then it should be ready for cream. That's it. So now we spin. These are the ice cream machines. We do all of our ice cream in five gallon batches so it's really just small like, very, very carefully crafted. I'm just gonna strain this to get all the frickies out. Okay. The what? The frickies? Frickies? The frickies. Is that a scientific term? The grizzle? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the cherry juice. The cherry juice with the... Smoked sauce. Here's the cream. So that's bone marrow cream. That'll flavor, that'll give it that really dense rich base. Put it in an ice cream machine. You just pour it straight in. Wow, the colors are so gorgeous. Reminds me of, like, sand art. I know, this is one of my favorites. All right, so turn this thing on? This is the start button right here. This is where the magic happens. We'll let it spin maybe five to ten minutes, and then it'll be ready. What about these cherries? These will go in after it's coming out of the machine. Then stir them in afterwards. Okay go ahead and start tossing them in. Every couple of dollops. Wow the texture looks so smooth. It should just be that thick combination. Wow. You wanna taste test? Yeah. Course I do. Oh my goodness. Dare I say, this is the best ice cream I've ever had. Mm. I feel like I'm drinking bourbon and eating smoked cherries. You gotta pay attention to this ice cream. It deserves a lot of respect because it's made with a lot of love. This is, this is what's up. It didn't take long after moving here to realize that Portland is a big town. One of the weirdest things that cyclists do here to work up an appetite is the late night rite of passage known as zoo bombing. So, I'm meeting up with veteran zoo bomber and co-owner of A Better Cycle to find out what it's all about. What is zoo bombing, exactly? Zoo bombing is a group of people that,we like to get together on our Sunday nights, and ride up to the zoo, and then start riding the bikes all the way down the hill back into Portland. So we can get on the Max again, and do it again. You'll get everyone running from a regular bike, to a double-decker tall bike, but most of them ride little tiny kids bikes. So, the smaller the wheels, the more extreme it can be. We're gonna take a ride through Portland, and meet up with other zoo bombers at a MAX station, where we can get a lift up to Washington Park. The run starts near the Oregon Zoo and zooms down the public suburban streets to the city. It's not about who finishes first but more about finishing without crashing. Three, two, one, zero. Oh. Good run. Here we go. Car! Car! So fun. Right? Yeah. Now we're headed to The Roxy. A local late night favorite that's been open 24/7 for the past 20 years. I have never experienced anything leggy about me before. I've never broken a speed limit on a bicycle before. Thank you Erin, appreciate that. Because of Portland, it opened the imagination Of a lot of people over the world. It's not just growing up and being an adult, you're still growing up and acting like a little kid. And riding the little kids' bikes. And riding little kids' bikes. Exactly. We got some chili-cheese fries here, with onion rings. Oh, good. After you ride a child's bike down an enormous hill and basically risk your life for the sake of fun, this is exactly the type of food you wanna eat, right? About right. Mm. Good. Really good chili, greasy cheese. Ranch if you like. Oh yeah, ranch. Oh yeah, ranch. Like, you gotta put ranch on this. Has anyone ever been ticketed? It's really rare, not very often at all. We've got a $20,000 statue erected for us in the middle of downtown. Like, I think we've got a little bit of a safety cushion. I mean, the police in press conferences stated we let them police themselves. Yeah. That's amazing! I didn't know how much fun it could be to bomb down a hill on a bike. It's mostly fun because of the people, I think. Passionate about their sport, passionate about fun. That's what Portland is all about. Oregonians love getting naked. So it comes as no surprise that in the state of Oregon you can put a strip club just about anywhere. Portland has more strip clubs than any other city in the United States. You can offer full nudity and you can serve whatever you want when it comes to booze. The rule is, since the state liquor laws are very strict, you have to serve food with your alcohol. This lends to a very exotic and exquisite scene when it comes to dining inside the clubs. And it's only paralleled by the dancers on the stage. I got a handful of cash from Vice. Let's go make it rain! My first stop has to be the Lucky Devil Lounge. This place takes great pride in the variety on its menu, both in the food and in the women. But before I experience what the dancers have to offer, I wanna meet with the chef, Luke Zimmerman, and see what he has cooking in his kitchen. I started working here because of the food. And a lot of places do the bare minimum. They'll have a can of pickled eggs and a microwave. And here we do a little more. We'll do our mac-n-cheese. It's our ,one of our most popular dishes. Get a pat of butter in here and then take some of the hot sauce there. Sriracha? Yep. It makes Portland go around, it good. Is this ready to go? Yeah, that's ready. Oh, man. That looks delicious. You want some steak bites, too? I mean, I'm always down to eat. Nice, that looks really good. So what's your favorite thing to cook in here? Probably steak bites. Cool. Have you had any like, flaming accidents? Occasionally, when I'm really busy, I will flip this up on my arm. Oh. But it goes out pretty quick. Okay, you're flame resistant. Yeah, I've been doing it for a long time. You won't find this anywhere else at a strip club here in Portland. And if I was working tonight? That would like, start me off in the right direction for sure. I can't wait to eat it. I just, I'm doing what they want me to do. It's my job. It's a hard life. I just eat like a fucking pig all day long. I get to see hot chicks take off their clothes. And meet really cool people. Lily was bad ass. She had a big tattoo which I'm sure will hurt like a mo fo, but she's a tough broad. So the food at Lucky Devil was good, it was really good. I had a lot of fun feeding the strippers. One of the girls was definitely into the mac and cheese and she had it all over her face. I hope she wasn't gluten free or lactose intolerant. Do what you do, girl. If you're hungry you can have some food. The blonde, her name was Raquel, was definitely a carnivore. I could see it in her eyes when I was feeding her steak. Do you love steak? I can tell. I look like one of those steak people? You just, like, I don't know. You need it! All that jumping around. I feel so weird eating at a strip club. It's like, crazy. I feel like such a man! What'd you do before this? I worked at a preschool. At a preschool? That's awesome. Take all my money, girl. All of it. Just take it all. I've seen all kinds of vaginas tonight, and we're gonna go see some more. We're gonna see some vegan vaginas now. We are on our way to Casa Diablo, the first vegan strip club in the world. I'm interested in seeing their cuisine and watching some more ladies get crazy. And hopefully feeding them some vegan stuff like broccoli, maybe some kale. Only in Portland are you gonna find a vegan strip club. The meat is on the pole not on the plate. It's all cruelty free. Nice. I love it. Making some food for you guys to sample. Now I see this is like a bar type of cuisine that you're cooking up. Do you think you are converting other people to veganism through your food here? It's actually, like, opened people's eyes to the possibilities of how easy it can be to be vegan. A lot of people think, vegan, that's just salad. All you eat is salad. And it's like, that's not true at all. We have all the vegan junk food, bar food. It's much healthier, but as you can see, we still fry the shit out of a lot of things. Yum! I know how these are normally made, but like how have you made these things vegan? What ingredients have you changed? Well, for the nachos, instead of using dairy cheese, we make the nacho cheese sauce here ourselves. What do you make the cheese out of? Nutritional yeast flake. Okay. Tapioca flour All right. Soy milk, and secrets. (Laughs) Magic. The egg rolls are spring rolls, there's no egg, we use a different wrapper. With the tacquitos instead of using like chicken or beef, we have filet curls, and then with the burgers, well they're garden burgers. This food is all for me. All for me! Tastes like meat. Like, unidentifiable meat, but meat nonetheless. Mm. It's good. Where's my girl? Hey there. Come on over. Good, how are you doing? Good. All right, so, we're gonna take this stuff, these two. And then, go do a lap dance. Yeah, and eat some nachos? Yeah. Are you down? I haven't I haven't eaten yet. Okay. All right, let's go. What's your name? I'm Margena. Margena, I'm Gabby. I think, we can pretty much do whatever we want. We could do a lap dance and maybe, I can feed you some of my vegan nachos. Now, did you want me to take this off? Of course I want you to take that all the way off. You crazy? Oh yeah, feed me. Mm. Is it good? Ooh. Oh yeah, am I allowed to touch? Oh yeah. Okay. Hello. Wow you're hot. All the best foods are dick shaped. We don't need any dicks. Whoa. Oh wow wow. My mouth's open for ya. Wait. What are we going to do? Spread your legs. Mm. That was fun. I can actually eat food upside down, I learned. Did you try the sauce? Give me some nachos. Are you hungry? Mm. Best nacho I've ever had. Oh my God. Yeah. Your skin is so soft it must be all the vegan foods that you eat. The vegan diet definitely cultivates a nice booty. Ready, I'm just going to make it rain like, as much as possible. That was the best lap dance that I've ever had. Thank you so much. Hm. Thank you beautiful. Alright guys, I'm gonna go home and jerk off. We're making wine in clay vessels, the way that it was done for centuries. My kids do time outs in these. Oh my God, that's amazing. I'm a huge fan of pinot noir. You're in a good place for it. It's good stuff. We had this whole idea at Union Wine of kinda pinkies down. No bullshit. Hopefully no bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. You're more than welcome to spit on my floors.
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