(rock music playing)

I'm glad we have this time to talk.

Right away, before we go any further,

I wanna establish a code of conduct.

This trip we're on is for men, not little boys.

You guys are gonna see things that you've never seen before.

And when we get back, nobody's gonna tattle.

Right, julio?

'cause I'm gonna do a lot of bad things,

And you guys aren't going to stop me.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

You guys ever had sex?

(door opening)

Y'all getting to know mike pretty good back here?

Why don't you go ahead and buckle up.

No, thank you.

Okay. You guys, buckle up.

If anybody has to take a piss, now is the time,

'cause we're getting ready to get the h-e double hockey sticks outta here.