there is one with a man in a lizard costume.

- Let's find it.

- You wanna find it?

- Yeah, I wanna find that.

(upbeat rock music)

- Do you want us to put this on yet?

- We are best friends.

- Best friends.

- It's worth saying, I don't watch

hardcore porn basically ever.

- I don't wanna watch people get hurt.

- Her other best friend is a porn star.

- He does straight porn.

And I am a bisexual woman.

- Wait, what?

- I can't with this.

- So what's your go-to website to use,

like youjizz or pornhub?

- What's youjizz?

- You don't know youjizz?

- No.

- I also don't know what youjizz is.

- I don't usually watch porn with men in it.

- Oh really?

- Really.

- Um, why don't, oh, okay.

Chris, why don't you pick what we're gonna watch?

- Do you wanna do youjizz?

- Yeah.

- The thing I like about youjizz--

- Are we in a private browser?

- Oh, going right to it. - Wow, we're into it.

- This guy is saying that everything he thinks

turns into a porn, and he's at the doctor

trying to figure out the situation.

- We've got a man in a leash.

His eyes are closed.

Oh! There it is. It's out.

- Yeah, it's a penis.

- Oh, yeah, you wanna watch that one.

If we don't wanna watch it, that's the one we should watch.

- I don't wanna watch brutalized (censored).

- Boys love to be surprised by a boob.

A girl doesn't wanna be surprised by a penis.

- Oh.

Is that her butt? I can't tell what she's sticking it in.

- She's bouncing, but her boobs are so big.

You'd think that would hurt her.

- Yeah, skip ahead.

- This is more exercise than I've ever done.

- She's in a crazy yoga pose, too,

with her legs over her head.

- I don't wanna watch anymore.

(laughing)

- Now I wanna make you watch a cum shot compilation.

- No, come on Gabby.

- I wish it was set to Yakety Sax.

(laughing)

- He said, "Oh my god, you suck like a vacuum."

- Oh, now we're on the gay part of the website.

- Oh, look at this one, "Lesbian seduces straight girl."

- She's gonna try to brainwash me.

- What is this? This is a CGI porn.

This one has R2D2 in it.

- Yeah, pick R2D2.

- Oh shit, the one girl's like,

"I'm glad you didn't bring your boyfriend along."

- I thought the other one was gonna be gay.

- Oh, okay, um.

- Okay, sex is happening now.

Pretty standard.

- Pretty standard?

- Oh okay, she stopped--

- Tube top is off.

- Yeah, she stopped fighting it.

- Well, we also changed locations.

A lot of stuff has happened.

- She has real tiny boobs, see?

So what?

(laughing)

- Yeah, that's what we wanted.

- [Man in Checkered Shirt] That is hilarious.

- [Keith] That's amazing.

- Do you remember in A New Hope, when R2,

the little thing comes out so he can disable

the tractor beam or whatever?

He just did that with a dick.

- With a dick.

- I mean, that wasn't bad.

- It's just funny.

I also like to make Allison freak out,

so my ability to be like welcome to my world.

Here's weird things that happen.

- You know, I wish they had more

real romantic stuff, you know?

- It's not usually loving.

That's why I wanted to show her the lesbian stuff,

cause that is more loving.

- This is obviously not the optimal porn viewing situation.

- No. Porn is absolutely not a social activity.

This is a man in his dark bedroom

with the door locked.

You like put the volume down.

- I think it appeals you to watch

all different kinds of people having sex.

- Yeah, I like that everybody is weird.

We're all weirdos, and anything you could want to find

on a porn site, you could find it.

And it kinda makes me feel close to humanity.

Where I'm just like, "Yes, we're all weird freaks together."

- So it's like when you're watching porn,

you can't have a dick that's like too out there.

- Oh, you wanna have a dick

that reminds you of your own dick.

- I don't wanna think about the dick during it.

It's too much.

- It sounds like you're thinking a lot about the dick.

Sounds like that's what you're mainly thinking about.

- I've seen that one before.

- Which one?