I am a lion.

I am exhausted.

Seriously, why do I do this to myself?

(Thoughts you have while working out)

Is this even doing anything?

I'd better look like Michelle Obama when I'm done with this.

Don't die.

Don't die.

Don't die.

Woah, this isn't so bad.

I lied. It's bad.

I don't wanna.

Ugh, I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna.

Do it for Beyonce.

You are a queen.

You are a queen.

You are a queen.

You are a queen.

Who am I kidding; this is terrible.

Girl, if you do this, you'll get pizza tomorrow.

What even are crunches?

Oh my God, if I ever meet the guy who invented the crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the face.

Do I really need to be in shape?

What is shape?

Technically I am a shape.

I'm hungry.

I wish I were dead.

Ugh, I just wanna sleep.

Better idea.

It's important to treat yourself.

I'm treating myself to some chips.

Whatever, I'll just work out later.

Are you serious?

You change...

Ashley, Ashley

You know what!

- Ain't you.

Ashley!