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- I feel like if I were a food I'd be a nice
refreshing lemon sorbet, you know, something refreshing.
- No, I think you're a spicy chicken sausage.
- [Both] Yeah!
- Because it's spicy and I love chicken.
That totally makes sense.
- What kind of food would I be?
- A bran muffin.
- What? Why am I a bran muffin?
- You know, you're nutritious, practical.
- Sarah, bran muffin's like the most boring,
disgusting food in the world.
- You could have blueberries but, I mean,
you don't take risks.
- Oh my God.
- You know, it's a safe food,
you know it's gonna make you poop, that's--
- Ah, we are not friends anymore.
- Sarah!
- Some people like bran muffins, old people!
- Oh my God.
- Sometimes when you think you're being funny
you're actually being super mean.
- What? Name one time.
- Just now. - Yeah.
- Okay, name one other time.
- Okay, how about when you taped my phone to the ceiling.
- Exactly.
Or when you asked me, "Is that what you're wearing today?"
- Okay, it was cold out and you were wearing short sleeves.
And that was funny.
- It's fine, Sarah.
You know, it's just who you are.
- Yeah, you're a little mean, it's fine.
- I am a nice person.
I'm going to prove it to you crumb bums.
- Okay! Bye, Ms. Congeniality.
- What's a crumb bum?
- (laughs) Brandon, he's such a weenie.
I'm going to tell everybody about this.
Wait, is this me being mean?
I can fix this.
Let me fix this.
- Hey buddy! - Hey.
- You want a sticker?
- Is it a bran muffin sticker?
- No.
- Yeah, no, I'm all right.
- Why won't you accept my kindness?
- Yeah, so I ate the whole thing
and it wasn't even glutton free.
- Wait, what?
- It was full of glutton.
It's not that I'm allergic or anything;
I just don't like it.
Like, at least if it's gonna have glutton,
can you tell me so I'm emotionally prepared?
- What? - Nothing, nothing.
Nothing at all.
- Ha, dude looks like a giant green bean.
- Hey, what'd you say?
- Oh, I didn't say anything.
- No, you just said a joke.
- Oh, I just said Gary looks like a giant green bean
'cause he's tall.
- Haha, he does.
Hey, yo, Gary, you're a giant green bean.
(laughter)
That's really good. - Thank you.
- Wait, but what food is Ella?
- Pancakes.
- Yes, oh my god. - That totally makes sense.
- And Sarah's black liquorice, right?
(laughter)
- What?
Because she looks like candy on the outside
but she's bitter on the inside.
(laughter)
- Well, Brent, you're borscht.
You're old, smelly borscht in a boot. You're boot borscht.
- Do you guys think Sarah likes me?
- What kind of pancakes do you think I am?
- Banana.