Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - I feel like if I were a food I'd be a nice refreshing lemon sorbet, you know, something refreshing. - No, I think you're a spicy chicken sausage. - [Both] Yeah! - Because it's spicy and I love chicken. That totally makes sense. - What kind of food would I be? - A bran muffin. - What? Why am I a bran muffin? - You know, you're nutritious, practical. - Sarah, bran muffin's like the most boring, disgusting food in the world. - You could have blueberries but, I mean, you don't take risks. - Oh my God. - You know, it's a safe food, you know it's gonna make you poop, that's-- - Ah, we are not friends anymore. - Sarah! - Some people like bran muffins, old people! - Oh my God. - Sometimes when you think you're being funny you're actually being super mean. - What? Name one time. - Just now. - Yeah. - Okay, name one other time. - Okay, how about when you taped my phone to the ceiling. - Exactly. Or when you asked me, "Is that what you're wearing today?" - Okay, it was cold out and you were wearing short sleeves. And that was funny. - It's fine, Sarah. You know, it's just who you are. - Yeah, you're a little mean, it's fine. - I am a nice person. I'm going to prove it to you crumb bums. - Okay! Bye, Ms. Congeniality. - What's a crumb bum? - (laughs) Brandon, he's such a weenie. I'm going to tell everybody about this. Wait, is this me being mean? I can fix this. Let me fix this. - Hey buddy! - Hey. - You want a sticker? - Is it a bran muffin sticker? - No. - Yeah, no, I'm all right. - Why won't you accept my kindness? - Yeah, so I ate the whole thing and it wasn't even glutton free. - Wait, what? - It was full of glutton. It's not that I'm allergic or anything; I just don't like it. Like, at least if it's gonna have glutton, can you tell me so I'm emotionally prepared? - What? - Nothing, nothing. Nothing at all. - Ha, dude looks like a giant green bean. - Hey, what'd you say? - Oh, I didn't say anything. - No, you just said a joke. - Oh, I just said Gary looks like a giant green bean 'cause he's tall. - Haha, he does. Hey, yo, Gary, you're a giant green bean. (laughter) That's really good. - Thank you. - Wait, but what food is Ella? - Pancakes. - Yes, oh my god. - That totally makes sense. - And Sarah's black liquorice, right? (laughter) - What? Because she looks like candy on the outside but she's bitter on the inside. (laughter) - Well, Brent, you're borscht. You're old, smelly borscht in a boot. You're boot borscht. - Do you guys think Sarah likes me? - What kind of pancakes do you think I am? - Banana.
B2 bran sarah muffin green bean bean crumb Am I Funny Or Mean? 207 7 doubleb2bb posted on 2015/09/28 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary