I'm now convinced Jeff Bridges is a crazy f**cker

and not in a cool way

Just in a disturbed hobo shouting at sparrows and sidewalks way

It's a very brilliant critic, I'll take that at the heart.

Kristen Bell seems like such a bitch, her vagina is probably an Alcatraz for penis.

If you find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive,

I'm guessing you'd also enjoy staring directly at a cats anus.

But someone did, and she put a ring on it.

Some people ask me who has the biggest penis in Hollywood.

Easy! Bette Midler.

Liam Neeson is a butterface,

in that his face looks like a butt.

Eat s**t fart breath Neeson

This is from @Jonlgnanz... Jon Lg Gnanz... dosen't matter

Emily blunt's eyes make up for that horrendous sound that comes out of her mouth

Hash tag #britishaccent, in case, you didn't know what he mentioned

I hate salma hayek movies. Her voice annoys me and they never show us her boobs. Meh~

Is Andrew Garfield trying to do his utter best to look like pedophile

that lives in an RV.

Yes!

Okay...this is from @tad10ck

Is Jack Black married cause thats f**king gross

Just retweet

Halle Barrie's boobs are lopsided

Well, when they're real...that happens

Conspiracy theory: Toby Maguire is just a hamster in a robot

Not me though, cause it's spelled differently

Not to sound mean but Nasomo Wastts has such a blah face

I look at it and there's just nothing, like a blank space where features should be

Hey George Clooney, your haircut sucks

Oh and so does your sense of humor

I'm on you all night f**k boy

I'm really sick of seeing the rock...blah, blah, blah

dwayne johnson...blah, blah

candy ass movie star...blah, blah, blah

go suck it!

I'll give you something to suck!

Gwyneth Paltrow you ugly ass big bird looking bitch, shut the f**k up.