Please take a seat. Mr. Weinstein will see you next.

[lounge music]

♪ ♪

Job interviews, huh?

Never fun.

Okay, just...

I get it. Stay focused.

Cool.

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

[clicks tongue]

[laughter]

Oh.

- Yeah. - Whoo-hoo!

That was a big laugh.

[exhales]

(Weinstein) Oh, no!

- I did it! - No, you didn't!

- I did it. - [laughter]

Jeez.

Is this a job interview or The Carol Burnett Show?

- You know what I mean? - [laughter]

Oh, sir, sir, sir.

- Oh, my God, that is too rich. - Oh, well.

Thanks so much for coming in, Adam.

Of course, and you better stay away

from that Chinese food there.

Oh, my God, you got that right.

That's done--it's done a number on my stomach.

- [martial arts shouts] - [grunting]

Here's your fortune.

You're gonna be sick in a half hour.

[laughter]

Oh, my gosh, what an absolute delight, Adam.

It's been great, and--can I tell you something real quick?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't even care if I get this job

because I know I've made a friend for life.

What a terrific attitude.

What a great goddamn attitude.

Yup.

You son of a gun.

You know what?

Right quick, before you leave, I want to give you something.

No, sir, I can't take any more gifts.

This whole thing has been a gift.

My brother passed away.

[somber music]

21 years ago.

Wow.

We were estranged,

and he became ill,

and he gave this to me as a peace offering.

Ohh.

And then one day when we were on the ocean,

he fell overboard on a boat very much like this one

and died.

I saw him struggling all the way

as a riptide just pulled him down.

That bitch ocean.

Would you please accept this as a--as a token

of my gratitude for you bringing joy back into my life?

Under any other circumstance, I would refuse,

but I will accept this gift today

because I know how much it means to you.

So I will.

Thank you.

Ahoy, matey.

[both laugh]

Ahoy, matey.

[laughter]

How is that funny?

Bernadette.

Bernadette.

- Are you hearing any of this? - Oh, my God.

This guy. How do you keep a straight face all day?

[laughter]

She's--isn't she sweet?

Sweeter than pie. Sweeter than pie.

Oh, my God.

God damn it, I love your fucking energy.

Well, what can I say, sir?

I am solar powered.

[screaming laughter]

[continues laughing]

Really?

You like-- you like that one, huh?

Oh, thanks so much, Adam.

Terrific. [laughs]

Best interview I've ever been a part of in my entire life.

Okay, who's next?

You? Ready? Let's go. Chop-chop.

Here we go. [clapping]

Come on, let's go.

Okay.

Hoo-hoo!

Hoo!

Requesting permission to come on board, sir.

Hi, Noah Sanders the name.

Sorry to hear about your brother.

Maybe we could get some Chinese food after this?

- [clicks tongue] - All right. All right.

Okay, take it easy.

Jeez, settle down, turbo.