Jeannie, let me show you 'round the place.

MALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Hey, where are you taking her?

FEMALE SPEAKER 1: [SINGING]

Don't worry about her.

She will be fine.

Just come with me.

And now for the best part, where I have sex with you.

MALE SPEAKER 2: Wait a minute.

What about Jeannie?

FEMALE SPEAKER 1: [SINGING]

That girl?

Can she groove like this?

MALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Now wait a minute.

I can't cheat on Jeannie.

MALE SPEAKER 2 AND FEMALE SPEAKER 1: [SINGING]

How 'bout if we just grind with our clothes on?

If we push hard enough, we can both orgasm.

But technically we're just hanging out.

MALE SPEAKER 1: [SINGING]

So you live on the West side, huh?

West side sucks.

I'm totally kidding, of course, nothing

against the West side.

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: Where's David?

MALE SPEAKER 1: [SINGING]

Relax, baby.

He's fine.

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Hey [INAUDIBLE], I bet that you your friend here can

demonstrate way more swimming strokes than you.

MALE SPEAKER 1: I don't think so.

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: Oh yeah?

Well, prove it.

MALE SPEAKER 1: [SINGING]

Front crawl, breaststroke, side stroke, butterfly.

MALE SPEAKER 1 AND MALE SPEAKER 3: [SINGING]

Front crawl, breaststroke, side stroke, butterfly.

Front crawl, breaststroke, side stroke, butterfly.

Front crawl, breaststroke, side stroke, butterfly.

Front crawl, breaststroke, side stroke, butterfly.

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

David.

MALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Jeannie?

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Get away from him, you cheap bitch.

MALE SPEAKER 2 AND FEMALE SPEAKER 1: [SINGING]

But Jeannie, we both have our clothes on, so if we push hard

enough we can both orgasm.

But technically we're just hanging out.

MALE SPEAKER 2: Look, why don't you both just show me

what you've got, and I'll choose.

FEMALE SPEAKER 1: [SINGING]

I'm a rocking girl who's got what it takes, with a naughty

streak and a hungry beak for the birdseed of sex.

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: Oh, yeah?

[SINGING]

I'm a grown up woman with the smarts to know that sometimes

it's better not to be in the show.

I'm in for the long run and that is what counts.

She'll be the worst thing that ever happens to you.

FEMALE SPEAKER 1 AND FEMALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

The worst thing that ever happened to us.

Worst thing that ever--

MALE SPEAKER 1: [SINGING]

Have you ever known what it's like to be alone?

FEMALE SPEAKER 1 AND FEMALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

-- the worst thing that ever happens to us.

MALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Oooh.

FEMALE SPEAKER 1 AND FEMALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

The worst thing that ever happens to you.

MALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Who will I choose?

Rochelle or Jeannie?

Who will I choose?

MALE SPEAKER 1: Rochelle or Jeannie?

MALE SPEAKER 2: I choose Rochelle.

[GUNSHOT]

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: Now you see how much I love you.

MALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Jeannie, I want to spend my life with you.

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: Oh, David.

MALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Don't look so worried, we will be fine.

Just stay here with me.

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Now that I shot Rochelle, my future looks hazy.

[SIRENS]

MALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Jeannie.

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: David.

[SIRENS]

[INAUDIBLE]

MALE SPEAKER 2 AND FEMALE SPEAKER 2: [SINGING]

Just don't forget me.

[MUSIC PLAYING]