This woman makes dynamite beans.

I do

PINTO

PINTO PINTO

Yeah, they're pintos, ask Anderson.

And let me say something about those beans as well.

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hey!

Okay, moving on

Governor O'Malley, during birth, how do babies exit the mother's body?

Wait, so the babies come out somehow

Wait, I just gotta think how

It's a simple question

Where do babies come out of the mommies?

I believe that, uh, most come

I would say

that there was a way that they move from the interior to the, up into the uvula -

CAN I HELP YOU?

I don't like how she stares

It's super creepy

And I think I can say where babies came from without you blinking at me.

I'm serious, you need to stop, ok?

HAVE FUN IN STARING CLASS.

I have a foam finger.

You ready?

Ahh, Secretary Clinton just activated a "Noun Challenge"!

Senator Sanders, you have 13 seconds to list 10 nouns

Starting now

Okay

Grizzly

Cute Squirrel

Bugs

Coffin

Pig

Smoothie

Ghost

Heavy Kid

Come on, Bernie, think!

Oooh, time's up for Colonel Sanders!

Hey look, I see a dead person

Oh really, where?

He's got your eyes.

Ahh, he shouldn't said that

Golly jeepers, there's no doubt about it

I like to start with a vacant face.

mhm

mm HM mmm

mhmmm HM hmm

mhmmmm HMM hm

Wait Anderson, I got more!

Bench

Match

Performer

Pony

Gremlin

Chocolate

Cinnamon

No, no, Bernie

That game's over, remember?

What's that?

We just did this

I'll punch ya!

Anderson, I'm all disappointed

I spent five dollars on a piñata

And I wanted to have that bull

And then they bring me this weird firebird and set it up there

And I said "Hey, you better gimme it or I'll shove somebody."

Hey everyone, do you know him?

No

No I do not / no

Not at all.

Yeah, okay

Jimmy, I'm sure you'll make a friend someday

A friend that doesn't treat you like human waste

Poop

Jimmy, aghh

Shush, Jimmy

Shupta, 'kay?

Okay, on to the next question:

Should I get a scooter?

Hey, the white boy thinks it's scooter time!

Ummm

Uh, the ride's gonna be scary, you know, Anderson

Cuz, i-i-i-it's freeing

And, you know, I don't know where you're gonna be riding it

Mainly to the cleaners

Hnck hee heee heee

Yeah right!

hee hee heeee heh heh

Oh.

Cool.

So you're having a dream that it's your birthday

You see the frozen cake and you wanna go and dump it all over someone

Yet everyone there is a fancy butler

What do you do?

Well, I wanna have three lunch bags in my car

And I'll punch a pin in that one

That one weird bag that made a reuben too big to fit

WHY'D YOU GUYS BRING THEM UP??!!!

Uh, I heard his heart could blow up

Mmm-hmm

And also, look at his knuckles

I wonder what that means...

You know, I'm vvVVVVvv-very happy to have

mold and pimples on the left side of my leg

And asparagus on the other side

mm HM mmm

Okay, now it's time for "Drawing Corner"

Where the candidates will talk about the drawings they made earlier in the evening

I guess we'll start with you, Senator Sanders

This is a red high-chair

I wanna have a baby

So I can bop it with a sharp peanut shell

'kay, that's freakin' weird

Governor Chafee

My drawing's neat, pal

I drawed this little kid who smashed his nose

Because I think that's hysterical

Yeah, that picture's great

Uhh, Senator Webb

Mkay, there it is, that's it

What it looks like is

A robber that stole fruit and a brownie

And now the dummy

Gave all his milk away

Okay, that didn't happen

You bet it didn't

Governor O'Malley, let's see yours

This is a cup

With eyes that flash

And some of y'all cannot afford one

Expensive cup with eyes, yeah that's great

Secretary Clinton

Uh, I drew this bird that shoots a man in his pee wee

And I think that it really should have more wizards

Hey Anderson

I need to say my poem!

I went trespassing in the forest

Fishy, fishy, jumps

That monkey peeped a rhino

And I had to bounce

Old hotdogs are juicy enough to drink

I love

these beans

DESTROY THE MYSTERIES AND

then go fight Chewbacca.