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  • Jimmy! Take out the dog. Yes, mother.

  • *yelp* For a walk, Jimmy...

  • *OH MY WHAT EXCITING MUSIC*

  • It's a lovely day to walk down the road,

  • and if I ever stop singing I will explode-- Hey Steven!

  • What have you done?! *boom*

  • Aw, what's his name? His name is David.

  • Hello! I am David.

  • Can Suzi come out to play?

  • Sure! Yaaaaay!!!

  • Daaad, I'm Hungry! Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!

  • ... Why did you name me this way?

  • You're gonna die!

  • We're all gonna die...

  • *gasp*

  • Ooh, a butterfly! Honey, no!

  • Weeeee!

  • She's mine now, John.

  • Are you hungry? No, I'm crazy!

  • Whoops! *falling sounds*

  • Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?

  • *stupid baby sound*

  • No!

  • ... You can have it.

  • Thank you!

  • *phone rings*

  • I like trains.

  • *TRAIN*

  • *crowd cheers*

  • *crowd reeeeally cheers*

  • Honey, I'm pregnant!

  • ... I can explain.

  • I think we should just be friends...

  • ... Mother.

  • Ooh, I wonder what this does!

  • Oh, I'm gay now. Huh.

  • Hey! Wanna see an impression of my dad? Sure!

  • Haha! Comedy.

  • Hey you, I'm releasing an asdfmovie comic

  • book soon so you should click this video right here! ... Or you could not do that, I can't

  • actually make you do anything... Oh.

Jimmy! Take out the dog. Yes, mother.

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