And welcome to a brand new video!

So, I checked my analytics and I found out

that Germany was one of my most

supporting countries.

So I decided that today I wanna speak German.

Or at least try my best.

Because I have no idea how to speak this language.

So, what I did was to download this app

called "Learning German".

So without further damn to do. Let's get started!

Let's go with "Hello" to make it easy.

Guten tag

I should totally start my videos like that!

Ok next one "How are you?".

Wie geht es ihnen?

Wie geht es ihnen?

I... I didn't really hear what they said there

but I tried

To say "I'm fine thanks", this is the answer:

Oh sh*t. One more time

Oh my goodness.

This is so freaking hard!

Es geht mir gut, danke

That's what I heard.

Now I'm gonna say "My name is Sunny"

Mein name ist Sunny.

Was that good? you judge!

Next one is "goodbye!".

"Take care".

Mach's gut!

Uhm, now I'm gonna say

"Can you speak English?"

Können sie English spr...?

Können sie English spr... sp

You know what? I give up

I can't say that.

Now I'm gonna go over to "General Conversation".

"Thank you"

Danke

"May I use your phone?"

I don't think so.

Over to the next one.

I'm not even gonna try that,

that was way too hard.

I need like, easy words.

Ok, "just kidding"

war nur spaß

And what about "Where are you going"?

wohin gehen sie?

"What do you want?".

Wa-was wollen s...

Was wollen sie?

"How much is this?"

wisndbdhcvdfb??

Numbers! "One"

"Two"

Let's go for the next category

which is "Eating out".

Ok, so the word "Breakfast" is

Frühstück

You know what that word reminds me of?

I'm gonna show you, be right back.

It reminds me of THIS!

Because the Norwegian word of this is called

and it really reminds me of that.

Alright, let's continue.

"Lunch"

Mittagessen

"Dinner"

Abendessen

Uhm, what about "Chicken"?

Ah, that's amazing!

What about "Sausages"?

Würstken... Würstchen

"Noodles"

Nudeln

"Hot chocolate"

Heiße schokolade

"Beer"

Bier

Bier, give me some BIER

The next category is "emergency"

which is good to know if I'm ever going to

Germany.

Let's simply start with "It's an emergency".

Es ist ein notfall

Next one. "I've lost my passport".

Ich habe mein reisepass verloren.

That is literally how I would pronounce that

thinking of how it's freaking written.

I don't know if you can see that, but it's like

Ok, "I've lost my wallet".

No.

"Help"

Hilfe, hilfe!

"Stop"

"I apologize".

Entschuldigung

Entschuldigung if I offend any of you.

I don't mean to offend anyone

I'm just trying to speak German.

"My wife is missing".

That is freaking weird, like when does that happen?

Well, anyway.

Meine ehefrau wird vermisst

I DON'T KNOW!

"My husband is missing".

That is probably more relevant to me.

Mein ehemann wird vermisst.

"I didn't do it".

Ich habe ni...

Ich habe n...

Ich habe es nicht getan

*Clearing throat*

Well that was all I had for you today.

Make sure to subscribe, like and comment

and I will see you guys next week with a brand new video!

Since I've been speaking German in this video

I decided to say

Auf wiedersehen!