- Turn?

- (indecisive squeal)

- Left? Right? Which way?

- (indecisive squealing)

- I'm turning right!

- Make a U-turn.

- (long enraged groan)

(whimsical music)

- Battery low.

Battery low.

- Okay.

- 20%.

- (impatient sigh)

- Battery low.

- Okay, if you'd shut up and stop telling me,

maybe you'd live longer!

- 10%.

- Oh my God, what a coincidence!

- What a coin-dance.

- What a coincidence!

- What a coin-dance.

- Coincidence!

- Coin-dance.

- Coincidence!

- Coin-dance!

- (enraged bellowing)

- (robotic bellowing)

(whimsical music)

- Oh my God, I cannot believe

we've been talking for three hours.

- (heavy breathing)

- I'm having so much fun!

No, you hang up!

No, you hang up!

Stop it.

Where are you?

Where are you?

Where are you!

- (distressed whimpering)

Mom!

- (gasp)

- (staccato buzzing)

(pained gasping)

- Oh my God, are you okay?

Oh my God, my poor baby.

Okay, cool. Yeah.

Okay, I'll start a group text right now.

Okay, bye.

- (short buzz)

(spastic buzzing)

(thud)

(short buzz)

(shrieking)

- Shh.

- (muffled shrieking)

- I am so sorry.

(groaning)

Hello, I need help!

I need help!

- Uh-huh, huh.

- Hello? Hello! Oh really, now?

Okay, time to get up and do some work.

- No no no, you should stay in bed

and scroll through me for another hour.

- You're probably right.

- Turn down for what! Duh duh duh...ding.

Duh na na, na na na na na na na.

- I finally bought an iPhone 6!

I can't hear you.

I still can't hear you.

(clattering)

- (pained groaning)

- Hello! I can't hear you!

Oh my God, are you serious?

(clatter)

- (pained groaning)

- I can't hear you!

- But then I was like we should--

- Okay, I can hear you! - --collab again!

- Oh my God, we should totally collab!

I--

hello?

Hello!

(clatter)

(swooning exhalation)

(indistinct grunting)

Yo, hope you enjoyed that video.

I love collabing with this star.

Thank you so much.

It was an honor to have you - I do what I can.

I do what I can.

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- Title again is a work in progress, but it's like

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in real life--

- - Mm-hm, that's right, I'll put that in the description,

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- So relatable. - Relatable.

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Gonna do it with me? - Do it people, do it people,

do it people. - Okay, ready?

One love.

- Love.

- Superwoman.

- Super.

- That is a wrap.

And zoop doop doop!

(disjointed scatting)