If you want some, oh, just ask us

They're warm and soft like puppies and socks Filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh, potatoes and molasses They're so much sweeter than Algebra class

If you're stomach is grumblin' And your mouth starts mumblin'

There's only only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin'

Oh, potatoes and molasses If you can't see 'em put on your glasses

They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge

You know you eat enough when you start seeing stars

Oh, potatoes and molasses It's the only thing left on your task list

They'e short and stout, They'll make everyone shout

For potatoes and molasses For potatoes and -- that's enough!