Name: Fred Claus (1/4) Movie CLIP - Fred's Advice (2007) HD
Uploaded: 2013-04-21T09:21:46.000Z
Duration: 1 min 31 s
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I did you a favor. You get outside, play around, make some friends.

Play kick the can, do some athletic stuff.

Go to school, you're comfortable to play sports.

You have any ethnic in your background? Any ethnicity in your background?

I bet you do, it's America. You know what I mean?

All of a sudden, you get a little extra money. Uncle Sam's none the wiser.

You take that extra money, you buy a motorcycle.

Maybe you meet a guy at school. Then you'll get pregnant with child.

It works out with the guy, doesn't work out, who cares?

You're blessed to have a kid in your life.

You'll be athletic. You're gonna be a moderate-to-lukewarm student.

And you're gonna have a child before you graduate college.

Who are you gonna have to thank? Not the guy in the red suit.

Sometimes it hurts to grow! Hey, guy, you got a girl that kicks.

Is that from you or is that because you use the TV as a babysitter?

Don't pay your bills again! Next time I'll come and take your wife from you!

Plasma goes to my place. Pack it separately, make sure it doesn't scratch.

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves...