THIS IS A FOUR-YEAR-OLD WHO'S HEARING

FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME THAT HIS MOM IS PREGNANT.

- I'M PREGNANT.

- [groans]

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

WHY YOU HAVE TO JUST GET ANOTHER BABY?

YOU JUST HAVE TWO!

SO WHY DO--WHY-- WHY DO YOU--

THIS IS EXASPERATING.

WHY YOU WANT TO GET ANOTHER BABY

AND JUST REPLACE ONE OF YOUR BABIES?

THAT'S TOO MUCH.

- OH, BABY, WE WOULD NEVER REPLACE

YOU AND AMAYA.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER OR A SISTER

THAT YOU HAVE TO CARE OF-- WELL, HELP TAKE CARE OF.

- THAT DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE.

THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

- AMAYA, ARE YOU HAPPY YOU GET TO HAVE

ANOTHER BROTHER OR SISTER?

- WHAT KIND OF BABY IS THAT?

- I DON'T KNOW.

MIGHT BE A BOY. IT MIGHT BE A GIRL.

- UH-OH, BOYS' CRYING IS EVEN WORSE.

[applause]

- ADORABLE.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

TREY, IF IT GETS TOO CROWDED,

YOU CAN ALWAYS COME STAY WITH AUNTIE ELLEN.

I LOVE YOU,

AND I PROMISE I WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER GET PREGNANT,

SO YOU CAN COME STAY WITH ME.