Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles In a world, where a bunch of rich people dressed up in fancy clothes, to give each other trophies. these eight films will compete for Hollywood's highest honor. And being the answer to the question: What DID win the Oscar last year? The honest nominees for Best Picture are: (The Big Short) From Adam McKay, the guy brought you Talladega Night, Step Brothers, and Anchorman 2. comes a sobering look at the financial crisis of 2008? Wait, what? So Wall Street crashes the economy for profit and got away with it? I would be so outraged right now if I understood what the hell was going on. "Whenever you hear sub-prime... Think: sh*t." Sorry, Margot Robbie, I appreciate that you are in a bathtub and all but I still don't get it. No money mo problems. (Mad Max: Fury Road) Gear up for the most bad-ass nominee for Best Picture since... ever? As George Miller's brutal world blurs the line between apocalyptic madness and Australian people being Australian. "He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger!" Hey it's nominated for Best Picture, not Best Screenplay, all right? Furiosa Road featuring Mad Max (The Revenant) Deep in the woods of North Dakota Revenge is a dish better served cold, like, so cold you'd have to sleep inside a horse. But we really wanted to do an actual Honest Trailer for this movie. And we don't have the footage yet. So we are saving our best joke for later. Long story short, Leo grinds his way to an Oscar. Frozen. (Spotlight) Journey back to a time when news was printed on paper and delivered to your home. For a movie that really nails the look and feel of Boston, that Bostonians probably wish was set literally anywhere else. "90 priests." "Is that possible?" But don't worry, (Major abuse scandals have been uncovered in the following places:) they are everywhere. In this well acted, super depressing episode of Dateline NBC, that made audiences everywhere say, great, I probably live next to a pedophile priest too. Newsies: Might Want to Avoid These Houses. (Bridge of Spies) From Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks, comes a competently-made, by-the-numbers drama about the Cold War. that your dad definitely saw, and you'll probably catch on a plane sometime. But when you are Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks. even your average movies get nominated for Best Picture by default. Hey, they've both done better than this. But come on, they've earned it. Not Nearly Enough Spies (The Martian) From the director of your favorite Sci-Fi movies, and also Prometheus, comes the film that's basically "Cast Away" in space, which was technically already "Gravity", which makes this "Gravity" on Mars? So hold on to your sides for what the Golden Globes declared, the Best Comedy of the year. "If I die, I need you to check in on my parents." "I know that sucks, talking to a couple... about their dead son..." Hahaha, you get it? It's funny because he thinks he's never gonna see his family again. Survivor: Mars (Brooklyn) In the city of.. um... Brooklyn, I assume? comes a story of an immigrant lady who falls in love with her... ummm... I'll be honest, I haven't seen Brooklyn and neither have you. I hear it's great though. You Can Only See So Many Movies (Room) Gear up for one of the best movies of the year, which unfortunately almost share a title with the worst movie of all time. "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!" that features amazing action and direction. but is so depressing, we are just gonna run all the times they say "Room" in the movie. Room. F*cked Up Boyhood. Starring. The Hilarious Matt Damon. Leonardo Datoscardoe. Domhnall Gleeson. Pelts. A lady driver?! Oh okay... They are telling me to wrap it up. Uh. Okay. Uh. Barf Vador. Uh, Even-tempered Max. Oh man, so many names. Okay okay okay. Um, Sabertooth. Uh, Lars Ulrich. Uh okay uh, Turner and Ruskis. Uh, Pedophile Priests. Ah, Rapist. Um... the Evil Banks. Uh, Saoirse Ronan Uhmm, f*ck it, I don't have time for that one. And yeah... No black people! The Oscars. The Big Short was great, but let's be honest, it wasn't the best movie about five guys trying to stick it to the man this year. Yo Dre, what up, I got something to say. Be sure to subscribe for more Honest Trailers. Hey screen junkies, wanna watch the Oscar with us? Then tune in to our Live Oscar Watch Party right here on YouTube. Featuring your favorite Screen Junkies personalities The stream starts this Sunday at 5pm PST. As we give our honest take on this year ceremony, and since everyone in Hollywood is giving stuff away. We are giving you a chance to win a free one year subscription to the Screen Junkies plus. Check the link in the description below for your chance to take a Screen Junkies Gold. Super hero landing. She's gonna do a super hero landing. I love apple and ba-nay-nays. Weenus. CAAAAAABBBBLLLLLLLE GUUUYY! I pooped my pants and I told no one. A journey of a thousand miles, begins with a singe step.
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