I'm feeling like crap! I've got sinusitis, so do you know what? I need to play something

to cheer myself up, I'm going to play some Happy Wheels and I'm going to go straight

into browse levels and I'm just going to pick some stupid levels to play! This one is called

obstacle course yellow. For some strange reason. I think it's because it's yellow. I pressed

the wrong button! It's been a few days since I've played this. Come on we can do this!

That was worse than the first time! Come on third times a charm! No it's not! Third times

not a charm! This ones called the ultimate level, well I'm guessing it probably wont

be but we're going to give it a go! I'm really bad at this character, as we can see! Ultimate

fail! In the cannon! You're going the wrong way! There we go! Face plant the floor! Where

am I going?! I just kind of went out of the map! Oh well never mind! Yea this one is called

trampoline as you can see! Don't die! Oh god my arm! I nearly got it! Oh my leg came off!

This is the worst trampoline ever! Now my other leg came off! I'm just not getting the

height! This is the worst trampoline I have ever been on! Come on we can do this I've

got 1 arm left! Pogo guys is going to turn into wheelchair guy after this. That's the

top of my leg gone.

I kinda can't survive without a head. This one is called speed run. Let's go! Holy shit!

I can see why this one is a speed run! I'm not quick enough! I did so much better that

time! This is the time! This is not the time... Ah not the rubbish! What an unholy mess! Oh

look a lettuce! Come on! It's the little jump he does at the beginning that slows him down!

You can do it! I can do it! Yes! Pro! This one is called Super Meat Boy, oh my god this

looks amazing! Oh no oh no! This is so cool, oh look at him! He doesn't look too good does

he? Up we go! Off the telly. Ok am I stuck? Whoops. We're not going to fall into that

thing! That's going to be a really bad idea! Don't send me back to the beginning! Broke

the telly in the process. My everything broke. Oh god, oh my everything! This ones called

sword throw, that's it walk off the side! Bye bye! That's too high! That's it take that

Billy you little bugger! Now how do I throw behind me? I can't reach the swords! I can't

reach the swords! Why can I not reach my life goals! Come on my dad is still 21 and he can't

sing, that'd be weird! Why can't I reach them! I can't throw and hit my fat dad! This ones

called Superman neon! Was I supposed to jump over that? That's not quite what I had in

mind! Right let's give it one more go, we can do this! Ok I think I might have to eject.

My son made it but I didn't make it! Son of a bitch! This one is called Jelly impossible.

Oh apparently it's for a youtuber named Jelly. I'm sorry I don't know who that is... sorry.

But anyway there's a bunch of kids with weapons! Oh I just took the kid out! Take that you

little bastard! Oh I have a sword impaled in my ass! and now impaled in my head. That

was a really bad start! Flippidy flip flip flip! Take that you little shit. There we

go! Ready? Flippidy flip! Up we go! Now I've got to kill my double! Oh yes! Oh yes! You

alright there me? Too far? No! Balls! Lots of balls, at least I've beat the kids with

weapons! Nothing worse than kids with weapons. Come on down we go! That's it! No breaking!

Don't break, you're not breaking! You're not going to break on me, you're going to stay

in one piece and no part of you is going to come off! Yes look at that! That is some skill

is what that is. That's not so much skills... more fails. This one is called rope swing

impossible. Now if we've learnt anything from anything I will find it impossible. You didn't

even grab the rope! You idiot! You not you're segway! No that's not how you! Right let's

try that again! Let go. What have we been talking about!? That is not how you do it!

So close! This one is called Downtown Showdown! I get to pick a car! Do we want a Shelby Mustang?

Dodge Charger.. Chevrolet Commaro, Ferrari, no we don't want a Morgan! I'll have the Bugatti

Veyron! Race of the century! I've got the need for speed! It's the police! Well I'm

not going very fast, ok let's put my boost on. Come on I'm actually slower than the police

car in a Bugatti Veyron. How is that possible?! Oh go through Mc Donalds! Backwards. You aint

taking me alive coppers! I'm too pro for you. Way to pro! So sorry everyone, sorry! It's

not my fault, it's really not my fault. Woah shit not the flippidy car! I don't know why

I'm driving backwards this seems like a bad idea. Apparently my legs have come out the

bottom of the car. Sorry Billy! Oh bollocks! Anyway that is it for this episode of Happy

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