[Thoughts you have before a first kiss]

- Oh, watch that. - Yeah, yeah.

That's kind of awkward just having that right there.

Yeah, they wanna sure you never leave the restaurant.

- Oh, right. Exactly. - They just wanna keep you there forever. - Forever.

- In a rainforest of wine and spaghetti. - Yeah.

(Together) Uh...

I uh...

Damn, she's so gorgeous.

Don't look at her breasts. Look up.

I had a good time.

This date went so well. Are we gonna kiss? His lips look so soft.

Yeah, me too. I mean this is a great place.

I think you got a boogie. You might wanna try to scratch that.

There you go. That was real cool actually, low key.

Maybe I should kiss him, right? That seems modern.

No, no, I can feel it. I can feel he's gonna go for it.

Man, I'm nervous as hell right now. Trying to figure out the best way to go about this.

Okay, I hope he doesn't ask me if he can kiss me. Just go for it, dude. I'm giving you all the signals.

Maybe I could just ask to kiss her. No, no, don't ask, that's stupid. Or if I just walk in, like, right now.

We're about to kiss. This is incredible.

Son of a bitch.

Wait, he was about to go for it. What happened?

Did he just dabs me? Are we bros?

How the hell could you fuck this up?

Ah... My life is a joke. Oh, he smells good. Okay, good bye, cute boy, good bye forever.

Why are you touching her face? You know you didn't wash your hands!

- Cool. - Yep.

(That was a nightmare!)

(I choked like a bitch.)

Hey.

- I... - You again!

Yeah, in the dark parking lot. I promise I'm not stalking you. I promise.

Is that...this your car?

This is the Red Thunder.

Have a seat, madame.

Oh, thank you.

Yes, yes, dear.

You're still just as smooth as you were 45 seconds ago.

Touché, I did mess that up earlier. I won't lie about it. I get nervous.

- That's cute. - You know?

- That's cute. - I mean, it's not good though.

- I mean I just kind of... - It's cute.

- I just really think you're fantastic. - Oh, come on. - Yeah.

So, I'm just gonna be honest. Can we just kinda kiss now?