Congratulations on winning a free skydiving lesson.

Who's ready to heave themselves out of this plane

flying at over 10,000 feet into the air?

- I am!

- I am.

- I am.

(vomits loudly)

- He said heave yourself out of the plane,

not heave your lunch, Pear.

(laughs)

- So remember,

follow my direction as we fall.

Keep an eye on your altimeter

and deploy your parachute at 5,000 feet.

Any questions?

- Where's my parachute?

- Orange, it's a thing strapped to your back.

- This, nah.

This is a backpack I brought filled with candy.

- Ugh, give me that.

- No, not my snack pack.

- Put this on.

You can't jump out of a plane with a backpack full of candy.

- But what if I get hungry?

- Ugh, take this seriously, Orange.

Okay, it's time to make the jump.

On, three, here we go.

One, two--

- 14, 27, 459, 82

- 45, 33, ugh, dude.

(laughs)

- Last one out is a rotten tomato.

Come on, Pear.

(laughs)

Yeah!

- No, no!

(vomits loudly)

- Gang way.

- Wohoo!

- Hey, wait.

I'm your instructor.

(yells)

- Wow.

This is amazing.

- Wohoo, this is so cool.

- No, this is horrible.

- Ah, come on Pear.

Feel the air on you derrière.

(laughs)

Who needs sky writing when you have sky rhyming?

(laughs)

- Knock it off.

(vomits loudly)

- Hey, you guys can't do stuff like that.

You have to listen to me.

Skydiving is dangerous.

- Nah, don't be a party pooper.

Skydiving isn't dangerous.

Now sky chainsawing, that's dangerous.

Here, take this clouds.

(laughs)

(chainsaw buzzes)

- Oh, what are you doing?

Stop that.

(laughs)

- Barrel roll. (laughs)

Yeah, yeah, uh-uh.

- Hey, stop that right now.

This is not a toy.

Nor does it belong in a skydiving lesson.

Now knock it off.

- Do you think it was wise to just toss

that running chainsaw into the air like that?

- I'm sure it'll be fine.

Now then, for your own safety

and as you instructor,

you need to listen to me.

- Boring.

Hey, hey, tomato butt?

- My name is Greg.

- Okay, hey Gregory tomato butt?

- It's just Greg.

- Hey, hey Gregory Greg Greg tomato butt pants?

- That's even further from what I just said.

- Hey Gregorious potanomus tomato butt farts the third?

- Holy moly, what is wrong with you?

- Buddy, just do us all a favor and let it go.

The only way this is going to stop

is if you just ask him what.

- Fine, what?

What do you want Orange, what?

- Oh, I just want to tell about the flying motor boat.

- What?

Where?

- Right here.

(vibrates lips)

- Oh, would you please listen to me?

- What's that, I can't hear you

over the sound of Pear barfing.

(vomits loudly)

Wow, you're a real vomit comet, Pear.

(laughs)

- I hate you so much.

(laughs)

- We're best friends.

It's an inside joke we have.

- Orange, not to be a Debbie Downer

but I think Tomato has something important to say.

- Eh, alright, what do you got

Sir General Tomato Butt Pants the third?

- That's not my, ugh.

Okay, what I was trying to say

is that we're almost to 5,000 feet.

- Fantastic, well I've lived my whole life

without any feet, so this is a big moment for me.

(laughs)

- No, 5,000 feet in the air.

It's almost time to release the chutes.

- You wanna see me in birthday suit?

You perv.

- Ugh.

Okay, to release you chute

all you have to do is pull this cord.

Ready?

Here we go.

Ugh, why is there candy where my parachute should be?

- Yay, snack time.

I get the Snickers bar.

- Oh, no!

(water splashes)

- Wohoo, that was so much fun!

(vomits loudly)

- Oh, thank god we're on land again.

- Hey, nice landing dude.

- Yeah, you really know how to make a splash

with your entrance. (laughs)

- You idiot.

How I didn't get killed is a miracle.

- Hey, I'm not the one who put hunger before safety.

- Ahh.

You, sir are an imbecile.

You're the most annoying irresponsible food I've ever--

- Saw?

- Yes, you're the most annoying food I ever saw.

- No, saw.

(yells)

- Orange, you may use any of a variety

of nearby objects to cover your burp.

A napkin, a handkerchief--

- A squirrel, a fish, your brother?

- Huh?

(burps loudly)

Hey.

(laughs)

- You guys are right.

Burping is way better this way.

Hey, hey, Pear come over here.

I gotta burp.

- [Pear] No, leave me alone.

(laughs)

- We're best friends.