I'm not gonna get us kicked out. That was like one time.

我們不會被趕出去啦！而且那只有一次而已！

Instagram vs. Real Life

Instargram 美照跟現實生活的差別

Just finished my usual morning run! #gettinginshape

剛晨跑玩！ #邁向苗條

Chloe is my BFF! #wereadorable #puppylove

克洛伊是我最好的朋友！ #我們超可愛 #純純的愛

Come here, Chloe. Come here. I'll give you a treat.

過來，克洛伊，過來這裡，姊姊給你糖果吃

Okay, this isn't helping.

可惡，完全無濟於事！

My boo is the best. Aren't we the cutest?! #basicallyengaged #togetherforever

我寶貝果然最棒。我們超可愛吧！ #可以結婚了 #永遠在一起

So uh, I slipped on a banana peel the other day. - Surprise selfie!

我昨天採到香蕉然後滑倒。 欸自拍一下！

Yeah. I woke up like this. NBD. #nofilter #naturalbeauty #beyonce

這是我起床的樣子 沒什麼！#無濾鏡 #自然美 #碧昂絲

Another beautiful day in California! #caligirl

又是加州美好的一天！ #加州女孩

Aww, what a beautiful flower.

好美的花喔

Can't get enough Sunday morning yoga! #namaste

Emily, will you take a picture of me? Please. Yeah.

最愛週日早晨做瑜珈了！ #namaste

Okay, but make sure I look poised, okay? Ok. Stand still, ok, I got it.

艾蜜莉，你可以幫我拍張照嗎？ 拜託！ 好吧

Here you go. Wait, did you get it? Emily, actually I don't think I can get up.

要把我拍得很優雅喔。 站好囉！ 好了，我拍好了。

I gotta go. Ok, wait, can you send someone else?

給你。 等等，你有拍到嗎？ 艾蜜莉，我好像起不來了

Night out wit da girlssss! #herewego #alcohol #danceallnight

我必須走了。 好吧，那妳可以找人幫我嗎？

You guys, let's take a selfie. Yes. Ok, ready? One, two, got it.

與女孩們的夜晚約會 #走吧 #酒 #徹夜狂歡

(vomits)

我們來自拍。 好阿，準備囉！ 一、二，拍好了。

Do we look good in the picture. Yes, OMG, I love it !!

（嘔）

Okay. Can we see it? Yeah.

照片有好看嗎？ 有耶，天啊，我喜歡

We're not really in the air.

好啦。我可以看嗎？可以啊

It's like one, three, and like not one, two.

我們沒有跳起來。

Jump! Boom! Got it.

應該ㄧ、三就要跳，不是只有二跳。

It's actually...oh but my hair's like in the (way)

跳！Boom！有啦！

Yeah, let's just smile. Okay!

這張其實...噢，可是我的頭髮...

So glad I ran into @quintab, looking all kinds of candidly flawless.

好啦，我們微笑就好！好！