Since this is an exclusive and intimate affair, we do ask that you don’t bring any other guests.

Jessica and I look forward very much to seeing you.

And not murdering you in any way at all,

Hugs and kisses, T.

- Hey guys!

- See? I told you he’d come.

- Oh goodie, goodie goodie. - Am I early?

- Early? You’re right on time my man.

- This party is raging!! It is off the hook!

- It wasn't funny. - It wasn't funny.

- Hey Jess, you know, we’re being so rude… - Yeah…

- Josh, would you like something to eat?

- We're all out of rice cakes.

- So rude. - It’s a work call, I am sorry guys, I didn't...

- Hand it over Mister Horowitz. This is a party, no work allowed you naughty little sausage.

- What are you…

What the hell was that? That was a new phone!

- Josh! That phone had to die so our friendship can live.

- Yeah... okay…okay…okay…

- Hey! Is it just me or is it, like, it's time to get the party started?

- Yes! - You know, let's partyyy!!

Hit it Freddy!

- What is happening?

- He’s the hottest DJ in Slovenia!

- Wooo! Feel this beat!

- I’m a cowboy! I’m a cowboy!

- On a steel horse you ride!

- Come on sista!

- That’s not right.

- Josh come here! Your turn!

- NO! He doesn’t like it! Freddy go!

- No, no, no! - We don’t need it anymore Freddy, he doesn’t like it! Why doesn’t he like It?

- It’s not my thing.

- I just wanted it to be a good party!

- Josh, I think your negative energy is really upsetting Tom.

He’s gentle. He’s a sensitive soul that guy. Why don’t you throw yourself into this?

- Okay…let's play a game. How about a party game?

- Tom! Party game!

- I love party games. Two truths and a lie?

- YES! OH MY GOD! I love that game. I love it so much! I love it!!

- Okay, okay, okay, here we go, here we go.

So I killed a homeless man, and I like eating kittens for breakfast, and I have green eyes.

- Everyone knows you don’t have green eyes.

- Baby blues!

- Okay, um, don’t take this the wrong way but, um, I think I’m gonna leave, because you guys have been acting really oddly and I’ve been feeling really uncomfortable, and you guys honestly are super weird.

Thank you for the invite but I’m gonna, I'm gonna leave.

- Look I’m just not good at making friends okay?!

- What did I say about him being sensitive, you heartless bastard?!

- I know I’m weird.

I just, I’ve never been to a party.

You know I had to throw a party to go to one. How sad is that?

At the end of Avengers when everyone was living it up and partying, Mark Ruffalo locked me in a porta-potty.

It was really stinky.

And I know I seem like a clown but... I’m just, simple old Tommy H.

And...I just want to go to a party…that’s all I want.

- Tom I’m sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it.

I’m awkward, we’re all...we're all awkward. Let’s just have a good time.

- Yeah? Do you really mean that?

Cause you know, that’s what Hemsworth said before he filled my Loki helmet with Jell-O.

- Josh, if you break his heart, I’m going to stick my hand down your throat, and pull your dick off from the inside.

- Of course I mean it Tom. We can do anything you guys want, let’s have fun!

- Okay, let’s dance!

- Everybody pair up!

- Who am I supposed to dance with?

- He’s having a really good time.

- He’s having a great time.

- We’re throwing a good party!

- Hey guys thanks for watching this edition of After Hours, remember to subscribe, like and comment below.

- And we’ll see you on the next one.