Since this is an exclusive and intimate affair, we do ask that you don’t bring any other guests.

因為這是特別舉辦的私人派對，在此懇請您別帶其他朋友來。

Jessica and I look forward very much to seeing you.

潔西卡和我都很期待見到您。

And not murdering you in any way at all,

絕對不會有謀殺之類的事件發生。

Hugs and kisses, T.

以擁抱與親吻致意，湯姆敬上。

- Hey guys!

- 嘿各位！

- See? I told you he’d come.

- 看吧! 我就說他會來的。

- Oh goodie, goodie goodie. - Am I early?

- 好耶！好耶！好耶！- 我提早到了嗎？

- Early? You’re right on time my man.

- 提早? 你來得正是時候。

- This party is raging!! It is off the hook!

- 現在這個派對才正要嗨起來呢！

- It wasn't funny. - It wasn't funny.

- 那不好笑。 - 那不好笑。

- Hey Jess, you know, we’re being so rude… - Yeah…

- 嘿！潔西，我們這樣很不禮貌。- 也對...

- Josh, would you like something to eat?

- 喬許你要吃點什麼嗎？

- We're all out of rice cakes.

- 我們的爆米香吃光了。

- So rude. - It’s a work call, I am sorry guys, I didn't...

- 這樣不行喔！- 是公事電話，各位不好意思，我沒有...

- Hand it over Mister Horowitz. This is a party, no work allowed you naughty little sausage.

- 把它交給我，霍爾威茲先生。現在是派對，不能管工作的事喔，你這個小壞蛋！

- What are you…

- 你是在...

What the hell was that? That was a new phone!

這是搞什麼啊？那是新手機欸！

- Josh! That phone had to die so our friendship can live.

- 喬許！必須先把那隻手機砸了，我們才能好好交朋友啊。

- Yeah... okay…okay…okay…

- 好喔... 好吧... 好吧... 好吧...

- Hey! Is it just me or is it, like, it's time to get the party started?

- 嘿！應該不是只有我覺得派對該開始了吧！

- Yes! - You know, let's partyyy!!

- 對！- 那就開始狂歡吧！

Hit it Freddy!

佛萊迪，放音樂吧！

- What is happening?

- 這是哪招？

- He’s the hottest DJ in Slovenia!

- 他是斯洛維尼亞最炙手可熱的 DJ！

- Wooo! Feel this beat!

- 哇嗚，跟著節奏搖擺！

- I’m a cowboy! I’m a cowboy!

- 我是牛仔！我是牛仔！

- On a steel horse you ride!

- 騎木馬的牛仔！

- Come on sista!

- 來吧，姐妹！

- That’s not right.

- 這不對勁。

- Josh come here! Your turn!

- 喬許快過來！換你了！

- NO! He doesn’t like it! Freddy go!

- 不！他不喜歡這樣！你走吧，佛萊迪！

- No, no, no! - We don’t need it anymore Freddy, he doesn’t like it! Why doesn’t he like It?

- 不！不！不！- 沒必要了，佛萊迪！反正他又不喜歡！為什麼他會不喜歡？

- It’s not my thing.

- 就不是我的菜啊。

- I just wanted it to be a good party!

- 我只是想辦一個很酷的派對！

- Josh, I think your negative energy is really upsetting Tom.

- 喬許，我覺得你的負能量讓湯姆很沮喪。

He’s gentle. He’s a sensitive soul that guy. Why don’t you throw yourself into this?

他這麼溫和，又是個敏感的人，你怎麼就不能融入我們呢？

- Okay…let's play a game. How about a party game?

- 好吧... 不然我們來玩遊戲吧。玩派對遊戲怎麼樣？

- Tom! Party game!

-湯姆！派對遊戲！

- I love party games. Two truths and a lie?

- 我超愛玩派對遊戲的，玩「謊言猜猜猜」？

- YES! OH MY GOD! I love that game. I love it so much! I love it!!

- 好耶！天啊！我愛死那個遊戲了！那個我超愛的！

- Okay, okay, okay, here we go, here we go.

- 好好好，來囉，要開始囉。

So I killed a homeless man, and I like eating kittens for breakfast, and I have green eyes.

我殺了一個流浪漢、我喜歡吃小貓當早餐，還有我的眼睛是綠色的。

- Everyone knows you don’t have green eyes.

- 大家都知道你眼睛不是綠色的好嗎。

- Baby blues!

- 是藍色的唷！

- Okay, um, don’t take this the wrong way but, um, I think I’m gonna leave, because you guys have been acting really oddly and I’ve been feeling really uncomfortable, and you guys honestly are super weird.

- 好喔，呃，希望你們不要往負面想，但我想我必須離開了。因為你們的行為舉止真的很怪，讓我感到很不自在。你們真的是超級大怪咖。

Thank you for the invite but I’m gonna, I'm gonna leave.

很謝謝你們邀請我，但我得先走了。

- Look I’m just not good at making friends okay?!

- 我只是不會交朋友而已！

- What did I say about him being sensitive, you heartless bastard?!

- 我不是才跟你說他很敏感嗎？你這個冷血怪物！

- I know I’m weird.

- 我知道我是個怪人。

I just, I’ve never been to a party.

但我只是... 沒去過派對而已啊。

You know I had to throw a party to go to one. How sad is that?

你懂嗎，我想參加派對的話只能自己辦。多悲哀啊？

At the end of Avengers when everyone was living it up and partying, Mark Ruffalo locked me in a porta-potty.

上次在《復仇者聯盟》的慶功宴，大家玩得正高興，盡情狂歡的時候，馬克·魯法洛把我鎖在了一間流動廁所裡。

It was really stinky.

那裏真的好臭。

And I know I seem like a clown but... I’m just, simple old Tommy H.

我知道我被當作笑柄，但是我...我湯姆其實思想很單純的。

And...I just want to go to a party…that’s all I want.

我只是想參加派對...我別無所求。

- Tom I’m sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it.

- 抱歉，湯姆，我不是故意的。

I’m awkward, we’re all...we're all awkward. Let’s just have a good time.

是我放不開，其實我們都...我們都一樣怪。我們就好好玩一場吧！

- Yeah? Do you really mean that?

- 真的嗎？你真的這麼覺得嗎？

Cause you know, that’s what Hemsworth said before he filled my Loki helmet with Jell-O.

上次克里斯·漢斯沃把果凍倒進我的洛基頭盔之前，也是這麼說的。

- Josh, if you break his heart, I’m going to stick my hand down your throat, and pull your dick off from the inside.

- 喬許，如果你又害他傷心難過的話，我會把手塞進你嘴巴，然後把你的蛋蛋從內而外挖出來。

- Of course I mean it Tom. We can do anything you guys want, let’s have fun!

- 當然，我是認真的，湯姆。你們怎麼玩我就怎麼玩，來盡興地玩一場吧！

- Okay, let’s dance!

- 好，我們來跳舞吧！

- Everybody pair up!

- 兩兩一對！

- Who am I supposed to dance with?

- 那我要和誰跳？

- He’s having a really good time.

- 他現在真的很開心耶。

- He’s having a great time.

- 他真的有樂在其中。

- We’re throwing a good party!

- 我們的派對成功了！

- Hey guys thanks for watching this edition of After Hours, remember to subscribe, like and comment below.

- 感謝各位觀看這集的《下班找樂子》，別忘了訂閱我們的頻道，還有在下面幫我們按讚和留言。

- And we’ll see you on the next one.

- 我們下次再見。