Let's talk about that.

♪ (intro music) ♪

- Good Mythical Morning! - Thank you for making us

- a part of your daily routine. - As you know, we like to see

if things "will" on this show and one of the things that has been requested

more than anything for this "Will It" series is the smoothie.

- That's right. - Will It Smoothie?

- The beverage that can contain anything because it's pourable and it's mushed up.

But it doesn't typically contain any of the stuff that we're going to...

- Nooo, it doesn't. - contain wherein the smoothie today.

Woah! Wherein, therein, or herein lies the smoothie.

I'm talking like a lawyer. I'm building a case --

- We have to get the legal language right. - against doing this just because --

- Just in case one of us dies. - this is not gonna go well. Yeah...

- Life is on the line. - Well, let's just get started then!

♪ (groovy music) ♪ Will It Smoothie? (buzz)

Alright Link, everybody knows that you're a huge fan of peanut butter.

- Oh yes. - But we have decided to go NUTS!

And try to find every kind of nut butter we can find to put in a smoothie.

Let's do it.

♪ (groovy music) ♪ Butters: Will It Smoothie? (buzz)

- I've got the blender right here. (buzz) - I've got some nut butters.

I should probably put a lid on before I actually blend anything.

- Starting with your fave: peanut butter. - Throw a little dollop in there.

I've also got almond butter, which I hear you're into as well.

- Get a little bit on the finger here. - Oh come on, now. Don't sample the wares.

I'm not just a peanut butter lover; I'm an all butter lover.

- We've got cashew butter. - This might burn up the blender.

- Gotta add some liquids. - I also have butter butter.

Ooh! I can think of no better butter than butter butter.

Woah woah woah woah woah, slow your roll there!

Already a lot of oil in the other butters.

And just in case that's not enough butter...

- Oh my goodness! - I've got some squeez--

- Ew, okay okay. - Hey I want it to be buttery, man!

- It's gonna be really buttery. - And just a little bit of ice.

Add a little bit more maybe, peanut butter?

Oh no, woah, hey let me be the mix master, man. Let me be the Mixmaster.

- Okay, you're squeezing my hand. - You get to be the Blendmaster.

(clunk) - Okay Mixmaster. May I be

- the Blendmaster? - Yes, please.

(pops) - Alright. So it's on there.

- LET ER RIP, LINK! (buzzes)

- It's...it's working really hard. - Alright pour it in here, Blendmaster.

- I'm now the Pourmaster. - Ooh, well you got two jobs.

You know what I am? I'm the Chalicemaster.

- Hold on, it's a little...whoo. - That's a good consistency.

- It's like icing. - Oh my goodness, y'all.

Oh wow. Well even though I think this may be futile --

- As in like, medieval times? - Let's suck on this thing.

(Rhett chirps) - Yum.

Oh, wow. That is a lot of butter; and by butter I mean the yellow stuff.

You could live off of this and nothing else. (Link laughs)

- Like the people who are going to Mars -- - Astronauts! Yeah.

It's gonna take them nine months to get there, take one of these and a straw,

- And every four days, go -- - Just take a little suckle on it.

- A little fatty. - Very fatty.

Ahh, but the operative question is, Will It Smoothie?

(both) Yes! (ding)

The most typical time to drink a smoothie is breakfast time, so it makes total sense

to take an actual breakfast and make it into a smoothie.

♪ (groovy music) ♪ Breakfast: Will It Smoothie? (buzz)

I've got a nice breakfast for you. Sunny side up eggs,

- Yum. - I've got hash browns. I got bacon.

- OJ and what? - I've got hot coffee and I got OJ

and I got ketchup. Just take that one egg, throw it in there.

- Okay. - Half of the hash browns.

Yeah...touch 'em all with your hand. That will be fine.

- Hey! - Touch every single strand of hash brown

- with your hand. - The Mixmaster washed his hands.

You were gonna say, "The blending process cleanses everything I touch."

A shot of coffee. A shot of orange juice.

I've never gotten a -- Oh gosh. I've never drank coffee and thought to myself,

- "This could use some OJ. Or ketchup." - You can't go too far on ketchup.

And you're gonna ice it? Or is this a hot smoothie?

- Yeah, let's keep it hot. - Let's keep it warm.

- Let's keep it hot. - You know, let's keep it real.

-Let's keep it warm. - Yeah, keep it room temperature.

- Alright. - Alright Blendmaster, work your magic.

(buzz) (Rhett chuckles)

- It smells like burning machine. - I think the dominant flavor

is going to be breakfast, Link. Please just don't pour it onto my hand.

- Oh, whoa whoa -- The smell, man. - (laughs) I tried not to smell.

The smell coming off of that thing. Oh gosh.

Smell it.

- Smells like Vegas. (both laugh)

- Smells like a curbside in Vegas. - Yeah...wow. Okay.

- Oh my goodness. - It looks like orange sherbet.

- It's clumpy still. - It's gonna straw.

- I'll tell you that much. Okay. Well -- - Now --

I would have guessed. I think I would have guessed that breakfast blended together

would have been orange. Just personally, that's what I would've guessed.

And I will say that there is a dominant orange juice smell to it.

- Hey man...what are you doing in Vegas? - Hey.

(crew laughs) - I dunno, just seeing the shows, man.

- I'm glad you showed up. - Jackpot.

(Rhett laughs) Alright.

Bacon. (both) Orange juice.

Ketchup-flavored orange juice bacon. (crew laughs)

- I mean if it was no breakfast or this, - Yeah.

- I'd do this! - I am actually surprised --

It's really not bad. I'm not playing around.

You've got a bacon aftertaste with the orange juice is smacking you

- right up front. -- Yeah. - I'm all about it.

- So, Will It Smoothie? (both) Yes! (ding)

A smoothie is quite possibly the most convenient food on the planet,

- Mhmm. - So we thought we'd push that theme

even further and make a convenience store smoothie out of convenience store items.

♪ (groovy music) ♪ Convenience Store: Will It Smoothie? (buzz)

I have a hot dog. Let's get some of that hot dog. Just a little bit, like that.

- Okay. - I have nachos with nacho cheese --

- But now it is your cheese! (both force a laugh)

Uh, Link, I know you're into this, so I got a Powerball ticket.

(inaudible) - It might be a winner, but the only way

- to find out -- - (high pitch voice) is to blend it!

I'm gonna give it a little head start, 'cause I don't know how paper is

gonna do in there. Okay, and of course we've got the Slurpee, slushy, Icee,

whatever you call it in your neck of the woods.

- And this is really -- - Ooh!

I'm gonna need some -- And what happens is when you get that much slushy in,

then you take this and you battering ram it in there.

- Battering ram your smoothie. - I learned that at Mixmaster school.

- Alright. (buzz)

- Oh, yeah. - Blend it, daddy!

(both laugh) - So basically, instead of

a brown paper bag at your convenience store checkout, they just have a blender,

and you take everything, rake it in there, and you end up with this.

I think we might be learning the universal color of smoothies.

Now there is -- there is an actual lottery ticket in here. Let's not forget that.

(all laugh) - Hah! It is gone.

Woah woah woah woah woah woah! Oh this is really liquidy.

The key is not to think about the things that are in it.

Okay, I can smell the hot dog.

(crew laughs) - Nuh-uh.

Gosh.

- It tastes like rotten licorice. - It tastes like bad frozen pizza!

- Doesn't it. (screams in a high pitch) - I can't identify it.

It tastes like Italian sausage. And you know what it is?

- (weird accent) Italian sausage! - It's the bite of --

(both) The hot dog and the cheese --

- makes it taste like a -- - And there's a little bit of bite on the

- fruitiness. - But it is uncanny how it tastes like

- Italian sausage. - But here's the real question:

Will It Smoothie? I think I have to be honest and say:

(both) No. (buzzer)

Okay, now we are frequent paddle boarders. We like to immerse our bodies

in the salty sea. But sometimes when we're at the office, we're like,

"Oh, I wish I could put my body in the ocean!"

- Mhmm. - But then we decided, what if we just put

the ocean in our bodies?

♪ (groovy music) ♪ The Ocean: Will It Smoothie? (buzz)

I'm calling this one "The Tide Pool Smoothie."

Well I think you would find these in a tide pool.

- I'm also calling it stupid. - We have mussels

- that have been deshelled. - Alright.

I think we probably need about that many of those.

We also have seaweed in salad form; which I really like this stuff

but as you can tell, it's got a real strong --

- Ooh, it smells like a wet dog. - Okay here's some --

- The dog's caught in kelp! Help him! - And here's something I do not like

and have never enjoyed: raw sea urchin, otherwise known as uni.

It looks like loose stool of a -- of the wet dog.

- Well, we're gonna use all of it. - Ahh, gosh.

And of course, it wouldn't be the ocean without salt water.

- That's the liquid in this one, Link. - We're gonna drink salt water?

- It just makes you thirsty. Alright. - Uhh.

(click) - Dang it, guys.

- This is gonna be strong, man. - Tide Pool Smoothie. Here we go.

(buzz) - Oh, wow. The ocean blends well.

- The universal color of smoothies. - I am not happy about this.

Oh my goodness. It smells like a research project.

(Link laughs and gags) - Oh golly.

Mmh. This is what marine biologists do every day. All you kids out there

that want to be marine biologists, think again!

- Look at that clumpiness to it. - Egh.

- Sea foam. Egh. - This is just getting in the ocean

with your mouth open is what we're about to replicate.

- Ugh...thank you. - Here's your straw.

I like the reverent tone that you're taking.

- Look! I mean look at that. It's like-- - The straw--

- It's like a buoy! It's like a tide buoy! - It's real mushy at the bottom.

- What is that? - You wanna stir it up a little bit?

Does the Mixmaster need to stir it up? No it's got layers,

- the seaweed is at the bottom. - Oh gosh.

Come on, Link. Suck on that straw right there.

- You're not afraid of this at all? - I love the ocean; the beach is my

- favorite place. - I usually keep my mouth shut though.

Let's do it.

(crew laughs) - Have you swallowed yet?

- Nuh-uh. - You gotta swallow;

it's amazing after you swallow it! It's like a whale has washed up

and somebody as a prank stuck your open mouth into its cavity.

(Link groans) (crew cackles)

Like one of those whales that if you push it just -- BOOMF! -- blows up?

This is like the juice that comes out of that whale.

(Link dry-heaves and gags) (Rhett and crew laugh hysterically)

Hah! It's the worst I -- It might be the worst taste I've ever put in my mouth.

(Link screams) - And it won't go away.

It's what -- You're serious. It's still there.

- But here's the deal, Link. - It doesn't relinquish.

- The dead whale abides. - Do you have all of the information

- you need to answer the question? - Absolutely.

- Will It Smoothie? (both) No. (buzz)

The American buffalo used to roam the plains, and then of course,

we showed up and killed almost all of 'em. But they're making a comeback,

thanks to conservation efforts. So what better way to honor

the comeback of the buffalo than to consume

their blended testicles in a smoothie?

♪ (groovy music) ♪ Buffalo Balls: Will It Smoothie? (buzz)

- We're doing this, huh? Oh, what? Nuh-uh. - No, that is not a potato. (laughs)

I don't know, are you going to get squeamish if I cut the testicle in half?

- Well it all ain't going in here. - Okay, here we go.

- Gosh! - Hold on, it feels like it's gonna pop.

- Oh...my...goodness. - Man, buffalos got tough balls!

- (high pitched voice) I hate this! - I gotta take this out of this.