which is great because I hate surprises.

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- Finding something that I wanna wear in a store

on a daily basis is nearly impossible.

- There is a huge advantage to being able

to try on clothes before you purchase them.

- A bunch of times I've gone online,

ordered in my size, and when I get it,

I don't even know what it is.

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- Typically, I'm a size 22, 24

According to the sizing chart,

I'm supposed to be a 28.

- I hate these shorts.

Why are they baggy and at this awkward length?

- They fit, technically,

but there's like so much room down here.

- I can like, pull them off of me.

- Are they supposed to be high waisted?

Who knows?

- Send these shorts back to hell.

- This is a Fashion to Figure size 3X skirt.

- It fits great, clearly,

if you're supposed to wear skirts below your foofa.

- I can actually see the seams coming apart.

- In the ideal world,

this fat would be distributed very evenly

around my whole body,

but that isn't how a lot of people are naturally shaped.

- I'm normally a 3X in everything,

but the skirt doesn't fit,

so I couldn't really wear it.

- These are the Fashion Figure Millennium Pants,

which is weird because it looks

like they were made for my mother.

- I can't believe this size 3X pant

came from the same store as the 3X skirt.

I could literally fold these over.

- The waist feels OK,

but the butt is like here,

and my crack is like, here.

- I am suffering from saggy crotch syndrome right now.

- If I were super cold,

I could climb inside this for warmth.

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- This is a Forever 21 dress in size 3X.

- According to Forever 21's size guide,

my waist is a 3X,

but my boobs and my hips are a 2X,

which means that nothing ever really quite fits me.

- I feel like this dress's main problem

is that it was made for someone who wasn't very booby.

- If I were to wear it out,

I would actually unzip it.

- As a whole, I can breathe, which is always nice.

- I like the dress.

I would probably buy it

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I wasn't really surprised

by the fact that some things fit

and some things didn't.

- Just because it fits the measurements,

doesn't mean that it's going to look good on us.

- Please, clothing companies,

I promise I will give you all of my money.

Just make the clothes, put them in stores,

so that we can try them on.

I promise you will make money off of it.

- If you're struggling to find clothes that work for you,

be patient.

- Get your measurements taken properly,

and also, unfortunately, try a few different sizes.

- If you're willing to do the work to really dig,

you can find a lot of cool stuff,

cuz there is a lot of cool stuff out there.

This is currently like my favorite dress.

It's a little bit more low-cut

than what I'd normally wear,

but if you don't tell, I won't tell, so.

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