Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this.

  • You're right, the cancer's only in my

  • liver, lungs, prostate and brain

  • All things I can live without

  • What if I told you, we can make you better?

  • You're a fighter, we can give you abilities...

  • ...most men only dream of

  • Make you a superhero

  • You just promise, you'll do right by me

  • So, I can do right by someone else

  • And please don't make the super suit green...

  • ...or animated!

  • One thing that never survives this process...

  • ...is the sense of humor

  • Yeah we'll see about that, posh spice

  • Aww, come on, you're gonna leave me here with less angry Rosie O'Donald?

  • Hey, yeah. I wanna shoop, baby

  • you're stacked 'specially in the back

  • Brother, wanna thank your ♪ ♪ mother for a butt like that

  • You're a shotgun - bang! ♪ ♪ What's up with that thang? ♪

  • ♪ I wanna know how does it hang? ♪

  • Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover

  • Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha- ♪

  • Wait!

  • You may be wandering why the red suit?

  • Well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed

  • This guy's got the right idea

  • He's wore the brown pants

  • Queue the music

  • ♪ X gon give it to ya

  • Wait for you to get it on your own

  • What the--

  • ♪ X gon deliver to ya

  • Break bread wit the enemy

  • But no matter how many cats I break bread wit

  • ♪ I'll break who you sendin' me

  • It reek like old lady pants in here

  • BLIND AL: Why such a douche this morning?

  • God, you are hard to look at

  • You look like a topographical map of Utah

  • Exactly

  • ♪ I'm gettin down, down

  • Make it say freeze

  • But won't be the one endin' up on his knees

  • Please, If the only thing you cats did is come out to play

  • Stay out my way-- ♪

  • I am very turned on right now

  • ♪ X gonna give it to ya

  • He gonna give it to ya

  • You are haunting!

  • You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado

  • Thank you

  • Greetings, Munchkins

  • Did you like that does of green band goodness?

  • Hankering for a little more action?

  • Some big boy curse words, maybe?

  • Check out deadpoolwebsite.com for my red band trailer

  • Make sure to ask your mommy and tell her to call me

  • She's got the number

I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this.

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it