- Hello.

- [Voiceover] Hey sweetheart, we're on speakerphone.

- Oh, we're so excited to see you this weekend.

- We're looking forward to it.

Brandon's excited too.

- [Voiceover] Oh, he can't stop talking about it.

- Hey Brandon, aren't you excited buddy?

- [Brandon] Yeah.

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- Remember when you broke my arm?

- Remember that time I dared you to eat a candle?

Remember that time you always bottled up

your feelings?

- Remember that time you were an Abe?

Maybe you should cool it with the snacks.

- What the hell is that supposed to mean?

(footsteps)

- Has your sister gained a little weight?

- Hey!

No.

- [Voiceover] No, you're gonna have kids one day.

You're gonna be going to PTA

and buying braces and you'll think,

wow, how did this happen?

It happens, believe me.

- Oh in 10 years honey you won't

have enough energy for children.

You want to do it now.

- Hey Brit, uh, Brandon.

- Brittany, Brandon.

- Hey Brittany, I mean, uh, Brandon.

How do I?

- Actually Brittany put that on here, so.

- She knows about it?

- Yeah, you're gonna wanna ask her.

- [Voiceover] I click I click this square thing?

- Yes.

So remember the mouse?

This is the mouse, now.

- That's the mouse?

- This is the mouse, now.

Mom said you have to clean her bathroom.

- Did she say that

or did she tell you to?

- You're stupid.

What's so funny?

- Hmmm.

- Ugh, you're disgusting.

- Deal with it.

Our neighbors doing it again.

- Chip? - [Brandon] Yeah.

- I hate that guy.

Your pores look weird today.

- [Voiceover] I just want to say that you two

are the cutest couple.

- Oh, actually...

- [Brittany] Remember that one time you drank a puddle?

- Yeah, you made me drink a puddle.

(laughs) - That's what I just said.

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Remember that time you told grandma

you hated her? - Ow!

- Stay still.

- Yeah, 'cause grandma as being a bitch that day.