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  • - Hang on.

  • (laughs)

  • I just started choking on that bit

  • of burger that you fed me and Snapchatted.

  • - You fed it to yourself.

  • This was all your doing.

  • Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley

  • and I'm here with the one and only Tanya Burr!

  • - Hi!

  • - Tanya, hi. - Hi.

  • How are you?

  • - This is our annual filming sesh.

  • - I feel, yeah, you've been in

  • every single Auguest since the beginning.

  • - Yeah.

  • - It's 'cause I'm obsessed with you, obviously.

  • - All I remember about last time was so funny

  • was when you said run to a toilet

  • and I ran to the furthest toilet away in my flat.

  • - Oh my god, what a fool!

  • Well the time before that one when we

  • did the seven seconds challenge thanks to Phil,

  • we did, what did we do the first year?

  • - Ooh, the...

  • - The what is it challenge?

  • - What is it challenge.

  • - Where we were blindfolded and had things in our hands.

  • - And you guys seemed to love that video

  • even though I felt terrible because I was screaming so much.

  • (laughs)

  • - Well I will say, why try to fix

  • something that's not broken?

  • Let's do it again, but bigger and better.

  • - So, I'm going to be giving things to you first.

  • - Okay, so I should blindfold?

  • - Yep, you should blindfold, and Jim!

  • Can you bring the goods?

  • Jim's in the bathroom.

  • - What are you doing anything?

  • (laughs)

  • What are you doing?

  • I can hear your mouth like (smacks lips).

  • I don't like you sniffing.

  • I said, no!

  • (gasps)

  • What just happened?

  • Did you feel something?

  • - Was it a ghost?

  • I'm scared!

  • Oh.

  • - Oh my god, what?

  • Don't ever say oh, oh no!

  • What is it?

  • - So, last time we filmed this we were in a garden.

  • We're not filming in the garden today,

  • but something might be from my garden.

  • - No, if it's a slug I'm gonna kill you.

  • - What if it's one of Martha's poos?

  • - That's fine.

  • I'd rather have a poo than a slug.

  • - Okay.

  • - No!

  • - Okay what should I do?

  • Okay, oh my god, I'm gonna touch it.

  • - Stop it.

  • (gags)

  • (screams)

  • I don't like the suspense!

  • - Okay, ready?

  • - No!

  • I'm just gonna touch a tiny bit on you.

  • (gasps)

  • - Why is it wet?

  • - It's made a mark on your hand!

  • That's disgusting!

  • Just a little stroke.

  • Oh!

  • - What?

  • - Can you guess what it is?

  • - I don't like it!

  • - I don't like it either.

  • - Why?

  • (laughing)

  • - Should I do that again?

  • I'll try and make it do that again.

  • - What do you mean try to make it do it?

  • - Oh!

  • - Is it a food?

  • - Almost fell off.

  • - What, you, no!

  • What are you do-, no, no!

  • Is it dog poop?

  • - No it's not dog poop.

  • Can you guess?

  • Why don't you have a bite?

  • - No, a bite?

  • - Think of how good it's gonna be.

  • This will taste good.

  • - Why does it smell like...

  • (sniffs)

  • - Open up bigger, open up bigger.

  • - Is it a chicken, is it a chicken?

  • - Yes, it's a chicken!

  • - Object number two, the chicken wasn't that bad.

  • - Okay, Jim's just brought up the next object

  • because it couldn't come up when Kate was here.

  • - Did he just poop into the toilet and bring it up?

  • This is the worst day of my life.

  • (gasps) Oh my god!

  • (laughs)

  • Don't put the chicken on my nose!

  • - [Jim] Just dump it on his hand.

  • - Are you scared?

  • - Yeah.

  • (gasps)

  • Why is it like that?

  • It's hot!

  • - It's hot?

  • - It's warm.

  • - I didn't feel it there, oh it is hot!

  • (whimpers)

  • - Is it?

  • (screams)

  • Oh no!

  • - Don't move, don't move, don't move.

  • (splutters)

  • Tyler, calm down, seriously.

  • You're gonna drop it.

  • - Is it a frog?

  • - You need to sit up.

  • - No, a frog is cold-blooded and I know it.

  • - Can you feel anything else?

  • - It's gushy.

  • What are you doing?

  • - What is it?

  • (screams, laughs)

  • - Is it a sponge?

  • Is it a tampon?

  • - It's a used tampon!

  • - No!

  • No, it's not used!

  • No it's not.

  • - Jim just went in and wet it so it felt like a used one.

  • But it's just water, look.

  • I'll clean the chicken off your hand.

  • - Thank you, thank you.

  • - Make noise as I...

  • (gags)

  • (Jim gobbles)

  • - What are you doing, is it mayo?

  • - Yes, mayo!

  • (laughs)

  • - I love mayo.

  • I know the feel of mayo, I know the

  • taste of mayo, I know the touch of mayo.

  • The smell of mayo.

  • - I only like hot dogs with mayo.

  • - Okay, now that I have endured, it's your turn.

  • Put your blindfolds on.

  • Your poor makeup, bye!

  • Tanya Burr, give me a hand.

  • - Ahh!

  • - Okay, put your hand out.

  • - No, I can't!

  • - Up, put your hand up.

  • Now it might be weird, so let me make sure it doesn't move.

  • - Is that anything like...

  • - Just hold still.

  • Ah!

  • - What is it?

  • - Wait, wait.

  • - Ahh!

  • - Wait, put your hand up!

  • You need to just trust.

  • - Ah, stop it!

  • Is it Jim?

  • - Is it Jim?

  • No, it's not Jim!

  • - Ah, it's walking on me!

  • - No, it was just, it was staying still.

  • It was staying still-ish.

  • - Ah!

  • Ah, I don't want to touch it anymore.

  • (laughs)

  • - Here, open your eyes 'cause

  • I don't even know what it is.

  • I was on a tree.

  • I went outside earlier and I was

  • just exploring and I found it.

  • - That's really fun, I like that.

  • - Okay, close your eyes again.

  • Object number two.

  • Now this one you can't squeeze.

  • Okay, give me your hand.

  • - Ah!

  • That was disgusting!

  • Was that a slug?

  • - No!

  • I can't, no I'm not gonna tell you until you really feel it.

  • - What, is it up here?

  • - No, put your hand up.

  • No, keep your hand on because I don't want you to crush him.

  • - Oh, why is it so wet?

  • It's so cold.

  • (screams) It's moved on me!

  • (laughing, screaming)

  • It just moved on my leg!

  • (laughs)

  • What is it, what is it, stop!

  • I didn't want to be mean to an animal, but I will be!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, it's worms stuck together.

  • - Worms stuck together?

  • Look, I found a pile of worms stuck together.

  • - But you stuck them together.

  • - Put your hand up.

  • That's all.

  • - Oh my goodness!

  • - Nothing, see?

  • It was fine.

  • - It's so bright out here!

  • - Okay, ready?

  • - It's my baby!

  • (laughs)

  • - It's the last one.

  • It's my baby!

  • - My queen.

  • Tanya, you did so well this time!

  • - I know.

  • - I feel like you're a braver human this year.

  • - Yeah, it's because I'm a mum now.

  • - Oh god.

  • If you liked this video, what can they do?

  • - They can give it a thumbs up!

  • - And?

  • - Subscribe.

  • - To both me and Tanya.

  • But that's all, we love you guys.

  • We'll see you guys soon.

  • And thanks for not hurting your dog.

  • You said in the middle of the video,

  • you were like, I won't mind if I harm a living animal.

  • I was like, well you don't know what's coming.

  • - Aww, I like baby.

  • - Bye friends!

  • - Bye!

  • (chants "The Circle of Life")

- Hang on.

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