[11 signs your single is showing]

[11個表示你已經單身過久的特徵]

[You crave human contact] Chloe, so good to see you.

[渴望與人類的接觸] 克Chloe，見到你真好。

Shh. Let me have this.

噓。再一下就好。

[You become a dating app expert] You can only swipe right 25 times with this app. It has a limit.

[成為交友軟體的達人] 這個 app 你一天只能右滑 25 次，它有上限。（右滑表示喜歡）

I hate it every day.

我每天都很討厭這個上限。

But if you don't want a limit, you should check out Datemate. Unlimited swipes all day.

但是如果你不想要有上限，你可以用用看 Datemate 這個程式。可以每天滑到無上限。

[You look for anyone to argue with...] In 1,000 feet, turn right onto Vine Street.

[任何人都可以找架吵] 在 1000 英尺後向右轉進到 Vine 街。

How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not going that way.

到底要我說幾次，我不要走那一條。

Turn right onto Vine Street.

請右轉進 Vine 街。

God, you never listen to me.

天阿，你從不聽我的話。

OK, I'm sorry I yelled. You were right about that turn.

好吧，我很抱歉我吼你。你是對的，我應該要右轉。

[You develop single goggles] Oh, OK. My cousin Sam is single. What about her?

[標準變高] 對了，我表妹 Sam 單身。她如何？

Mmm... - I could hook you up.

嗯... - 我可以幫你們搭上線。

No. Not really my type.

不了，她不是我的菜。

[Two very single weeks later...]

[過了非常孤單的兩週後...]

That's Sam? Your cousin, huh?

那是 Sam嗎？你表妹對吧？

Hey, what's she... - She's taken.

她... - 她非單了。

OK... Yeah... Dammit.

喔，好吧，天阿。

Who's your type now?

現在又變你的菜了。

[It's hard not to sound sarcastic...] Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you.

[講話聽起來很諷刺...] 我的天阿，我真為你們感到開心。

[When talking to happy people] Sorry, that came out wrong.

[尤其是跟開心的人講話的時候] 對不起，我說錯話了。

Uh, I really hope you two make it.

我真希望你們能走到最後。

I have a friend I can set you up with.

我可以安排你跟我的一個朋友見面。

That'd be amazing.

那真是太好了。

Why don't I just give him your number, right, babe? - Yeah, sounds good.

不如我給他妳的電話？這樣好嗎？寶貝？- 好啊，聽起來不錯。

You're so cute. - You're perfect.

你真可愛。- 妳真完美。

[Social media is a bummer]

[社交媒體讓人鬱卒]

(Chloe wants to meet you! Where should I tell her to go?)

（Chole 想跟你見面！我要跟他說約哪？）

Yes! You're... OK.

好耶！你... 沒事。

[You treat everything like your boyfriend] Come here, sweet boy. My one and only love of my life. Yes. Yes.

[把所有東西當男友一樣對待] 過來寶貝，我生命中唯一的最愛。沒錯我的愛。

Oh, darling? Where have you been, my love?

喔，親愛的，你跑去哪裡了？

I love you more than words. I'll never leave you.

我對你的愛難以言喻，我不會離開你的。

{Your date is set! Deyo will meet you at the cafe at 2!)

（你的約會喬好了！Deyo 兩點在咖啡店等你！）

Sorry, bed.

對不起了，小床床。

[You get way too into breakup songs]

[你很沈浸在失戀歌曲]

Chl... Chloe?

你是 Chloe 嗎？

[You forget how to talk to attractive humans] Yes. Me. That's me.

[忘記怎麼跟有魅力的人講話] 是的，沒錯，我是。

Oh, you're... boy.

噢，你.... 天啊。

[You can't remember how to flirt] Wow, you are... all right. All right. No. No. Um, not... you're all right in a good way, not in an average way.

[忘記怎麼調情] 哇，你... 不錯。不是，我是指你很不錯，不是普通的不錯。

You're amazing. You're beyond my expectations.

你很美，超出我的想像。

Thank you?

謝囉？

[Don't worry. You'll get your groove back...] Can we start over? Are... are you hungry?

[別擔心。你會進入佳境的] 我們可以再來一遍嗎？ 你... 餓了嗎？

Yeah, I'm starving.

嗯，我餓死了。

Hi, Starving, I'm Deyo. [...Eventually]

嗨 Starving，我是 Deyo。[最後會進入佳境啦]

Food... Yeah...

食物... 對...。