[11 signs your single is showing]

[You crave human contact] Chloe, so good to see you.

Shh. Let me have this.

[You become a dating app expert] You can only swipe right 25 times with this app. It has a limit.

I hate it every day.

But if you don't want a limit, you should check out Datemate. Unlimited swipes all day.

[You look for anyone to argue with...] In 1,000 feet, turn right onto Vine Street.

How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not going that way.

Turn right onto Vine Street.

God, you never listen to me.

OK, I'm sorry I yelled. You were right about that turn.

[You develop single goggles] Oh, OK. My cousin Sam is single. What about her?

Mmm... - I could hook you up.

No. Not really my type.

[Two very single weeks later...]

That's Sam? Your cousin, huh?

Hey, what's she... - She's taken.

OK... Yeah... Dammit.

Who's your type now?

[It's hard not to sound sarcastic...] Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you.

[When talking to happy people] Sorry, that came out wrong.

Uh, I really hope you two make it.

I have a friend I can set you up with.

That'd be amazing.

Why don't I just give him your number, right, babe? - Yeah, sounds good.

You're so cute. - You're perfect.

[Social media is a bummer]

(Chloe wants to meet you! Where should I tell her to go?)

Yes! You're... OK.

[You treat everything like your boyfriend] Come here, sweet boy. My one and only love of my life. Yes. Yes.

Oh, darling? Where have you been, my love?

I love you more than words. I'll never leave you.

{Your date is set! Deyo will meet you at the cafe at 2!)

Sorry, bed.

[You get way too into breakup songs]

Chl... Chloe?

[You forget how to talk to attractive humans] Yes. Me. That's me.

Oh, you're... boy.

[You can't remember how to flirt] Wow, you are... all right. All right. No. No. Um, not... you're all right in a good way, not in an average way.

You're amazing. You're beyond my expectations.

Thank you?

[Don't worry. You'll get your groove back...] Can we start over? Are... are you hungry?

Yeah, I'm starving.

Hi, Starving, I'm Deyo. [...Eventually]

Food... Yeah...