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  • Oh I'm nice and hairy now

  • You've always been hairy

  • Hello everybody! Today I am joined with Alfie Deyes

  • A.K.A my boyfriend. I feel like I start every video like that

  • whenever I'm with you.

  • The video that we are filming today is

  • The Boyfriend Tag!

  • So I thought, you know what guys -

  • Wait so is this all about me?

  • No, it's about us together as a couple

  • So "The Couple Tag"?

  • No, but it is called "The Boyfriend Tag"

  • ...because your bring your boyfriend on the channel, okay.

  • So, I've been really nice to Alfie today

  • and I've said, you know what, I'll let you come on my channel

  • And we'll film this video that everyone has been desperate for me to do

  • since I met you

  • The pressure!

  • In case any of you aren't familiar

  • The Boyfriend Tag is something that has been floating around the internet for a really long time

  • There is a set of questions I will leave them in the description box

  • And we're going to answer them for you, honestly

  • I honestly don't even know what one of the questions is

  • Question Number 1

  • Wooh!

  • Where did we meet?

  • Are we talking meet?

  • Meet

  • k

  • Wait, is this like a competition? Am I meant to know? Or are you meant to know?

  • Or are we just talking about it?

  • It's not a competition!

  • Not everything is a competition, Alfie!

  • I thought it was like, I have to say and you have to say and we see if we get it right

  • No! It's just a discussion

  • Oh it is just informing (for) these guys to know

  • We met.... at a YouTube event

  • Back in what year? (In London)

  • 2012? It was in 2012

  • Me and Louise... It was actually - ooh sorry...

  • I was gonna say me and Louise went to see you and Marcus in your hotel room

  • before we went to the event.

  • It was before the actual event and I remember cause

  • you were texting me like "oh we're on the way"and stuff

  • and I was like brushing my teeth and Marcus and I had stayed there the night before

  • and I remember you, hearing you knocking on the door and I was like topless

  • and I was like

  • Is this weird for the first time-

  • *Nala barks*

  • Excuse you!

  • Little bitch.

  • If the first time I meet Zoe and Louise I'm just like standing here in my boxers

  • Oh yeah you didn't have-

  • Cause I, I was like shaving in the bathroom

  • Or, does Skype count?

  • Cause we had video called on Skype (nah) for like hours and hours

  • But physically met...

  • Nah, I don't think Skype calls count

  • Ok, in London.

  • Ok, Question Number 2.

  • Where was our first date?

  • Oooh

  • See- I've got an answer for this

  • So do I. But I don't know if your answer is the same as my answer

  • I'm gonna say

  • Oh ok I was gonna say 3, 2, 1 it

  • I feel like because we were friends first

  • It's really hard to know what (no I know it) was the date and what was it

  • But I feel like our first proper thing that we did together

  • when we were like seeing each other

  • Oh, I hate that term

  • So do I but we weren't like official really

  • Was when we went

  • I'm trying to get cosy, cross my legs.

  • Was when we went on the Brighton wheel.

  • Oh no I was going to say a different time.

  • When were you going to say?

  • I'm going to actually insert some pictures of us on the Brighton wheel

  • Can I do that? Yeah, yeah

  • No one has ever seen this pictures before!

  • It was awkward - it wasn't awkward between us...

  • but it was awkward because we went on the Brighton wheel

  • we had some like VIP experience. They were like "do you want champagne before?"

  • and Zoe's like "I dont even drink!"

  • I'm like "I don't really want a champagne by myself!"

  • It was the middle of the day as well

  • We got on the wheel and we're like hmm, what now?

  • Honestly

  • What do we do know?

  • We were like do we just take Instagrams?

  • No, it wasn't awkward (no not between us) but the wheel just went on.

  • It went round and round. Yeah that's what I mean.

  • I was like I wonder how long we're on this for? Like..

  • They said 3 times round but we definitely went round like 10 times.

  • Yeah!

  • I was going to say when went to go see Billy Elliot

  • Ooowwwh that was

  • That was a proper like

  • Oh yeah but which one happened first?

  • Z: I think the Brighton wheel happened.. A: We'd have to look on my photos on my phone...

  • A: ...to see which one

  • Z: I think the Brighton Wheel happened first.

  • I think the Brighton wheel happened, but that wasnt like a date.

  • That was like... It was!

  • No it wasn't

  • Yes it was!

  • Like

  • You arranged it

  • and we went up in the wheel

  • Nah! I didn't even pay for it

  • Someone just said do we want to go on it for free

  • Didn't we go to the Sea Life centre as well

  • That day

  • Yeah, that was our first proper date

  • Basically I went to stay at Alfie's and

  • he was like oh- we probably just filmed a video or something

  • I think we did a YouNow maybe

  • I remember it was the day I uploaded my video on Panic Attacks and anxiety

  • Was it? That very day that I hit upload on that.

  • Because on the train on the way to Billy Elliot I was reading through everyone's comments

  • Yeah.

  • So Zoe arrived at my parents house

  • um just expecting to come to stay like normal

  • and I said oh we're going somewhere exciting like I planned a little something and I know

  • You're not the most keen on surprises, because of your anxiety

  • Oh you like them but they're just a bit difficult for you

  • Yeah

  • So I was like just trust me with this one you're gonna enjoy it. Ok?

  • Bearing in mind I wasn't great with travel either

  • and we traveled at peak time.

  • Yeah. I am surprised we even bloody got there

  • so we got in the taxi and Zoe was like Ok where are we going?

  • Like to a restaurant or something?

  • I said bring your suitcase with you she was like what is going on?

  • We jumped on the train

  • Ok we're going to London.

  • And I wouldn't even let you know where on the train we were going at first

  • Until they were like saying it was London and stuff

  • Yeah I know I was like oh my god we could literally end up in anywhere

  • Like Manchester

  • Yeah, so um

  • So we arrived in London

  • Then you said oh do we need a taxi? And I was like no we don't need another taxi

  • Because Billy Elliott is literally like outside Victoria station.

  • so

  • We walked to Billy Elliott

  • and yeah I think we went to go and see the show.

  • And I purposely booked tickets that had aisle seats so we were right next to the aisle

  • In case Zoe wanted to leave if you felt anxious

  • Aww you're so cute

  • Aaah we had the best seats as well you could get

  • And then

  • Then we stayed in a hotel

  • Yeah and then afterwards you were like

  • Oh so why have we brought our bags are we going back?

  • And I was like no I've booked a really cool hotel

  • And we've actually stayed in that hotel since then like 5 times?

  • Yeah we love that hotel

  • What was your first impression of me?

  • Ah I hate cringy stuff like this and we're doing it on YouTube as well

  • You're gonna hate this whole video then

  • Be serious

  • What do you mean first impression?

  • Like when I saw you across the room at a party that was the first impression, wasn't it?

  • No when you knew me what was your first impression of me?

  • No but like first impressions is first impressions

  • Yeah ok

  • I saw you across the room at a party

  • I dunno

  • I feel like my first impression of you was that you were

  • Was like DAMN!

  • No, I think it was that you were really outgoing

  • Like I was like he is not shy of anything, like

  • Cause of your like videos and

  • and like just how you were like you were very charasmatic and you were very like outgoing

  • But not in like an annoying way just like in your very sure of yourself

  • Cocky, thanks!

  • No not cocky. You were just like sure of yourself and confident and like yeah

  • I think that was my first impression of you

  • I dunno my first impression of you

  • Honestly. Did you think I was fit?

  • No, because what happened is that like Zoe

  • Long story short, Zoe liked one of my videos

  • And everyone was commenting like Zoella liked your video

  • And I was like who the blimmen hell is this?

  • So I went to her channel and there was like 160,000 subscribers!

  • I was like oh geez!

  • I tweeted her saying thanks for liking my video!

  • And you tweeted me back saying I saw you at the party

  • And then I DMed you

  • Literally I- Literally you just DMed me saying 'You got Skype'?

  • I am never like this!

  • This is why I can't remember our first impression of each other.

  • Because I am never like this with girls at all!

  • Should I see if I can it? I must still have it

  • And I DMed you saying

  • What's your skype?

  • Or something like that

  • But why didn't I say what's your number?

  • That evening we Skyped for like 6 hours on video

  • We used to Skype until like 4am every night

  • Do you remember that? On video though!

  • We would hear the birds outside and we were like oh my god we should probably go to sleep

  • But we didn't even know each other and like the first time I ever spoke to you was on video on Skype!

  • Like within, like we tweeted each other once

  • And then we were Skype videoing for 6 hours!

  • I feel like I am very like that.

  • Like if I know I am going to get on with someone, I'm like screw the faffing around

  • Let's just get on!

  • But was it awkward? Like what did we talk about the first time?

  • Was it not awkward?

  • We talked about everything

  • When did you meet the family?

  • I met your family the first day I ever came to your house

  • Yep I met your family

  • I met your Mum actually do you remember we went out for lunch in that cool place

  • It was kinda like a church

  • Yeah! - That was like changed into like

  • And my grandma!

  • Yeah and your Grandma was there.

  • It was me, you, my Mum and my Grandma. - Yeah.

  • When did I meet your Dad?

  • Probably just first time I went to your house

  • Yeah, I don't know when.

  • Ages ago

  • Do I have any weird obsessions? If so what?

  • You never do anything, we kind of already just touched on this

  • You never do anything a little bit

  • Like yesterday you read an entire book in like 3 hours

  • Or you're like, oh have you seen this TV series?

  • Then you watch it all in one day

  • Like you're never just like

  • I'm enjoying this at the moment

  • You're either obsessed and only doing that thing or nothing at all.

  • Or not it at all

  • You're obsessed with Facebook viral videos!

  • Holy crap!

  • If Alfie is behind on any deadlines it's because he has been scrolling through Facebook for 5 hours

  • Watching like all the 30 second videos

  • It is too hard to not watch them

  • Or gadgets.

  • Yeah like camera equipment and stuff

  • Oooh, Question 6

  • How long have we been together?

  • I feel like everyone has their guess. Have we even ever said?

  • We've never said how long we've actually been together

  • Funnily enough actually we've never even celebrated an Anniversary

  • We forget all the time.

  • The first Anniversary we were in like on tour in America or Canada, DigiTour.

  • The next one we were on, were we on AmityFest the next one?

  • Yes

  • We were on AmityFest the next Anniversary

  • And then last year

  • Last year we just like forgot and it was the 8th and I think our Anniversary is on the 4th

  • See we don't even know!

  • We always say whether it's the 3rd or the 4th and it was the 8th and I was like

  • You know like 4 days ago it was our Anniversary?

  • And you were like oh yeah!

  • So we've been together

  • Like 3 and a half years

  • 3 and a half years woah!

  • Hold on let me say it!

  • October, November, December, January.... 3 and a half years

  • Do you know, that's a long time!

  • That's a blimmin long time, that's too long!

  • It's long enough that I am happy to do the Boyfriend Tag

  • Did you hear what I said?

  • You said it's too long - too long!

  • You're lucky, aren't you?

  • You're lucky!

  • No you're lucky

  • Look at this

  • Do you have a tradition?

  • Do we have a tradition?

  • I feel like we do but I don't know...

  • Great answer

  • We don't do we?

  • Not really I feel like we're pretty standard

  • Except for our stomach farting game!

  • Oh, yeah (haha)

  • That's not really a tradition, that's an inside joke.

  • What was our first road trip together?

  • Probably going to each others' houses

  • Yeah, I was literally gonna say "That IS a roadtrip!"

  • Going from my house to Alfie's house every time to visit him was so long

  • Like 3 1/2 hours

  • But also we get to travel the world together,

  • So it doesn't really count, I guess. We travel a lot together all the time.

  • That's one of the good things of having Zoe doing YouTube as well

  • When it's like "Ah, Alfie, you need to be on tour for two weeks in America..."

  • I'm like "Mm", Zoe's on that tour as well!

  • So it's kind of easier.

  • What was the first thing that you noticed about me?

  • Do you know what I feel like one of yours was, that I noticed...

  • ...that you had really long, dark eyelashes.

  • Huh, why would that be a thing?!

  • I don't know, but I remember thinking his eyelashes are really long and dark.

  • And your smirk!

  • Do you remember, you used to do your little smirk?!

  • I'm gonna try and find a picture and insert it...

  • NOW (Alfie's "side smirk")

  • A: ..my side smirk Z: Yeah, your little like...

  • The fact that you blimmin' love Disco Pants!

  • Z:oh yeah A:you didn't ever take your disco pants off

  • you used to wear your black disco pants

  • A:everyday for like three years Z: I did!

  • oh my god, who misses disco pants

  • I actually do

  • what is my favourite restaurant?

  • I love how you're hiding it this isn't a competition

  • A: she's like Z: what is my favourite restaurant?

  • you can't just pick like a small boutique in like

  • A: bath or something Z: its something that doesn't

  • deliver i just wanna say that A: ok umm

  • im gonna go with

  • It'd be easier to say what... what's one that you do like

  • mushrooms

  • Yeah, I don't like them

  • What about me?

  • One food you don't like...

  • tomatoes

  • A: Mh depends how they're like Z: onions

  • Depends how it is.

  • Sometimes tomatoes in a salad

  • it's alright, manageable

  • A: tomatoes on its own.. Z: lamb ?

  • A: I love lamb Z: oh

  • You never eat lamb !

  • I eat lamb in Jamie's all the time

  • lambs or lentils

  • What don't you like?

  • mushrooms

  • courgette

  • peppers...

  • What?

  • You said courgette like:

  • "courgette"

  • Yeah because it's rank ! Courgette

  • Courgette

Oh I'm nice and hairy now

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