♫ This song's the shit ♫

♫ It made grown men admit that they're fans of me ♫

– That's pretty good. – Catchy.

♫ All of my R's sound like V's for some reason, regrettably ♫

♫ Referee ♫ [sings: "Vefervee"]

♫ These girls dance so jerky, they look like they're hurting their hips and knees ♫

♫ Stole their clothes from "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" ♫

You did not just take my clothes!

♫ I'm running late, so these skanky young ladies will twerk for you ♫

Who are you calling skanky?!

♫ Did I just said "skanky"? I meant to say "swanky and super cute" ♫

That's better!

♫ Why are they dancing like they all need to use the ladies' room? ♫

♫ Buzz me up, I'm downstairs, in the lobby ♫

– What? You're breaking up. – We can't hear you, bye!

♫ It's not like me to be this tardy ♫

♫ Now I'm gonna miss the butt-slapping party ♫

I can hear it!

♫ I wonder why they're dancing so wobbly ♫

♫ Oh, I bet it's because I gave them all crabs ♫

♫ They're trying to shake them out of their pants ♫

♫ Ooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh Ooh, wee, ooh, wee, itchy ♫

♫ Pintchy, pintchy, pintch Pintchy, pintchy, pinchy ♫

♫ Yeah, I know I gave you all STD's, but can we keep this between us, please? ♫

♫ Those girls got mad and knocked me on the head And left me for dead ♫

♫ I'm buried alive while they're in my spotlight ♫

– ♫ Doing the stanky leg ♫ – Stank, stank!

♫ Argo, yugo... Yugo was a cheap car, Argo was a film ♫

– What? – ♫ I'm losing air, what I said there was utter nonsense ♫

Oh.

♫ I just remembered I know karate ♫

♫ Focus, Bieber-san. ♫

♫ I'll do the coffin punch that you taught me ♫

♫ Choppy, chop, chop, choppty, chop! ♫

♫ Good thing I have so many hobbies ♫

♫ Now the coffin's cracking, I'm almost out ♫

♫ I think a worm just fell in my mouth ♫

♫ You beat me up like I was paparazzi ♫

♫ What is he?! ♫

♫ OMG, he's a Bieber zombie! ♫

– ♫ Shoot him in the head! ♫ – ♫ He's dead, but he's still kind of a hottie! ♫

♫ Just one thing before you blow my brains out: Is it to late to say sorry now? ♫

– ♫ Um, I guess not ♫ – ♫ Then, I'm sorry ♫

♫ Oh, that makes everything better! ♫

– ♫ Zombies are hot! ♫ – ♫ He can bite me! ♫

♫ I can score with dancers, models and MILFs Even when I'm covered in filth ♫

♫ We love you, Zombieber! ♫ – Bieber, zombie, Bieber!

♫ [The Key of Awesome theme song] ♫

Hey, everybody, thanks for watching The Key of Awesome #104!

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Yes, subscribe! I haven't asked people to do that in a while...

What else should I promote, I can't really think of anything...

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I'm never gonna stop talking about "Cat Hospital"!

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