Then there was PS2, PS3 and now PS4.

And that makes sense.

You'd think after Xbox there would be Xbox 2

but no!

Next came Xbox 360

and now, after 360, comes Xbox One.

Why "One"?

Maybe that's how many seconds of thought they put into naming it.

Can you get the butter please?

However, with the Xbox One I can control my entire entertainment center using voice commands.

Up until now I've had to use Leonard.

Then get the other one.

Pass the butter?

Hang on!

I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Fine, Sheldon.

You have my undivided attention.

OK! Now:

The PS4 is more angular and sleek-looking.

[enthusiastically] No way!

It's true- but

the larger size of the Xbox One may keep it from overheating.

You wouldn't want your gaming system to overheat!

You absolutely would not!

and furthermore, the Xbox One now comes with a Kinect included.

Included?!

Yes!

Not sold separately!

Although, the PS4 uses cool, new GDD R5 RAM

while the Xbox One is still using the conventional DDR3 memory.

Why would they still be using DDR3? Are they nuts?!

See- that's what I thought

but then they go and throw in an ES RAM buffer!

Whoa, whoa- wait a second

who's "they"?

Xbox

You're kidding!

I am not!

And this ES RAM buffer should totally bridge the 100 gigabit per second bandwidth gap

between the two RAM types.

This is a nightmare!

How will you ever make a decision?!

See, I don't know! what should I do?!

[dishes rattle] PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!