Name: 每日秀》--唐納德-特朗普的勝選演講/資訊短片。 (The Daily Show - Donald Trump's Victory Speech/Infomercial)
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Let's turn to last night's Republican primaries,

where the big winner was once again Donald Trump.

And that makes me so happy, because, uh, you never know

what's going to happen when Trump gets to talk.

For instance, last night, his victory speech

somehow ended up, uh, with a Secret Service agent

That is a real thing that happened last night.

A Secret Service agent was guarding food.

when 2012 Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney

some of Trump's embarrassing business failures. And that

led to the best, classiest  infomercial ever.

Mitt Romney got up and made a speech, uh, the other day.

He said, "The steak company." And we have Trump Steaks.

we'll charge you about, what, 50 bucks a steak.

And I supply the water for all my places and it's good.

So we've got Trump Water and we've got Trump Steaks.

Uh, how much would you pay for all of that?

Trump Magazine, this comes out, and it's called

The magazine is great. Anybody want one? Here, take one.

Donald Trump would make a great Jehovah's Witness,

Yeah. Yeah, whatever. See you in hell. Whatever."

Just-just to remind you, this is an acceptance speech

Now, some of the ha... the haters out there

might be saying, "Oh, well, how am I gonna make it through

"a Trump presidency? I'm literally going to have

Well, once again, Trump's got you covered.

And by the way, the winery, you see the wine.

It's the largest winery on the East Coast.

You can all check. You just have to go check the records, folks.

In fact, the press, I'm asking you, please check.

to Senior Political Correspondent Jordan Klepper,

Jordan, Trump clearly challenged the media to check his claims.

And right there on the Web site of the thing

he boasted he owned 100% of, it says that Trump Winery is...

But, Jordan, what kind of balls does it take to dare the press

The kind of balls that gets sworn in next January.

But the winery is just the tip of this false-berg.

Take these Trump Steaks. Now, these are not Trump Steaks.

Because there is no such thing as Trump Steaks.

-But, Jordan, he called them Trump Steaks. -Well,

there used to be a thing called Trump Steaks back in 2007.

Trump used to sell them through The Sharper Image catalog.

Well, who buys steaks at The Sharper Image?

Well, the jury is still out on that one, Trevor.

Because according to Sharper Image's then CEO, they

I'm no businessman, but that might have been a factor

-There's no wine, there's no steaks. -He's coasting

to the Republican nomination, that's what he's doing.

Let me guess. There's no such thing as Trump magazine.

From 2007 to 2009, they published about ten issues.

Like this one, with its hard-hitting cover story

-(laughter) -So if the magazine doesn't exist,

Well, Trevor, while claiming he was holding Trump magazine,

his Trump brain accidentally told us the truth.

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每日秀》--唐納德-特朗普的勝選演講/資訊短片。 (The Daily Show - Donald Trump's Victory Speech/Infomercial)

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