GET BACK TO BEYONCE FOR A

SECOND?

SPECIFICALLY, THE HOT SAUCE

THING.

I FOR ONE, DID NOT KNOW THAT

AFRICAN AMERICANS CARRYING

AROUND HOT SAUCE WAS A THING.

DR. KING NEVER MENTIONED IT IN

ANY OF HIS SPEECHES.

JON, JON, YOU'RE AN

AFRICAN-AMERICAN.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY

RIGHT.

YOU'VE GOT SEVERAL

AFRICAN-AMERICANS THERE IN THE

BAND.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: IS HOT SAUCE

REALLY A THING FOR BLACK PEOPLE?

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS.

>> DEFINITELY.

DEFINITELY.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

ESPECIALLY IN NEW ORLEANS.

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND THAT,

YEAH.

>> THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM.

>> Stephen: I DO KNOW THIS.

SO PEOPLE JUST CARRY IT --

>> YEAH, IN A BAG.

THE TABASCO SAUCE, THE LOUISIANA

BRAND, THEY LOVE THAT.

>> Stephen: BUT THAT'S

SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE?

>> PROBABLY SO.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

YEAH.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR

BLACK-SPLAINING THAT TO ME.

(LAUGHTER)

I FIRST LEARNED ABOUT IT LAST

WEEK WHEN HILLARY CLINTON

DROPPED BY THE BREAKFAST CLUB AT

HIP HOP AND R&B RADIO STATION

POWER 105.1.

>> WHAT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU

ALWAYS CARRY WITH YOU?

>> HOT SAUCE.

>> REALLY?

YEAH, YEAH.

>> ARE YOU GETTING IN FORMATION

RIGHT NOW?

HOT SAUCE.

HOT SAUCE IN MY BAG SWAG.

>> HOT SAUCE.

>> REALLY?

>> YES, YES.

>> I WANT YOU TO KNOW, PEOPLE

ARE GOING TO SEE THIS AND SAY

SHE'S PANDERING TO BLACK PEOPLE.

>> OKAY?

IS IT WORKING?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: NO, SERIOUSLY --

IS IT WORKING?

(LAUGHTER)

JUST KIDDING!

HA HA HA!

NO, ACTUALLY, JUST KIDDING.

IS IT WORKING?

KIDDING AGAIN.

WELL, I CAN PUT TO REST ONCE AND

FOR ALL WHETHER OR NOT HILLARY

WAS JUST MAKING THAT UP BECAUSE

I HAPPEN TO HAVE HILLARY

CLINTON'S PURSE HERE WITH ME.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOW I GOT IT.

LET'S JUST SAY I STOLE IT.

INTERPRET THAT HOWEVER YOU WANT.

BUT YOU SHOULD INTERPRET THAT I

TOOK IT WHEN SHE WASN'T LOOKING.

LET ME TAKE A LOOK IN HERE.

OKAY.

AND I CAN REPORT THAT HILLARY

DOES CARRY AROUND HOT SAUCE.

THIS IS TRUE.

SHE DOES CARRY HOT SAUCE.

HOWEVER, IT'S NOT TO PANDER TO

AFRICAN AMERICANS, IT'S TO

PANDER TO BEYONCE.

TO PANDER TO AFRICAN AMERICANS,

SECRETARY CLINTON CARRIES AROUND

A PHOTO OF HER HUSBAND, WHICH

MIGHT ALSO BE WHY SHE CARRIES A

BASEBALL BAT.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

BUT AS A SEASONED POLITICIAN,

HER PURSE IS PACKED WITH THINGS

TO PANDER TO EVERY VOTING

DEMOGRAPHIC.

FOR INSTANCE, HISPANIC VOTERS

DON'T RESPOND TO HOT SAUCE, BUT

THEY WILL BE HAPPY TO HEAR SHE

ALWAYS CARRIES A BOWL OF QUESO.

AND IF YOU'RE 18- TO 34-YEAR-OLD

WHITE COLLEGE GRADUATE, YOU'LL

BE HAPPY TO KNOW HILLARY NEVER

LEAVES HOME WITHOUT HER BERNIE

BUMPER STICKER.

(APPLAUSE)

RELIGIOUS JEWISH VOTERS MIGHT

LIKE TO KNOW SHE ALWAYS CARRIES

A PASSOVER MATZAH AND

HORSERADISH SANDWICH.

AND FOR LESS RELIGIOUS JEWISH

VOTERS, SHE CARRIES A B.L.T.

SO THERE'S SOMETHING FOR

EVERYONE.

OH, AND FOR ALL YOU VOTING MOMS

OUT THERE, YOU KNOW HILLARY

REALLY "GETS" YOU, BECAUSE HER

PURSE ALWAYS CONTAINS A

BABYYYYY!